BlandFlakes Industries not hiring anymore
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BlandFlakes Industries is now hiring!

You probably know who we are. Anyway we need some people too sign up.

We need some testers I have an application you should fill out.


Username:_______
Have you ever volunteered to test for another Industry/Lab? (Y,N)
Do you have any medical problems and or insanity? (Y,N)
If answered yes above list them here ____________

Do you mind losing limbs and or digits of the hands and feet? (Y,N)
Would you care if we injected you with Antimatter? (Y,N)
Have you ever been injected with antimatter? (Y,N)


Alright just fill this application out and I will get back to you yesterday about it. Isn't time travel wonderful, you will know you got the job before you know about the job at all.

Here is a list of people who got the job!

SoulzX - You are hired. We need people like you a person that can look death in the face and say "Hi, death my names SoulzX! You aren't killing me today."

Interwebs - It's people like you who make me say "Wow, that guy is not afraid, he's dumb for testing that, but not afraid.

Phoenix - You are a ruthless creator of madness. You are hired as the new technology director.

Sergentkyle - There's always room for a person willing to lend a hand.

Who - you can be a beta tester sorry not much you can test if your not willing to lose an arm or a leg or body parts.

sumo - you can be a beta tester sorry not much you can test if your not willing to lose an arm or a leg or body parts.


Oh by the way, qwerty you aren't hired because you think to logically. The first step of science is to through logic away! Laugh in logic's face! My name's Qwertygiy and I laugh at you logic! That's what you need to be like.


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UsernameBig Grinieded
Have you ever volunteered to test for another Industry/Lab? (Y)
Do you have any medical problems and or insanity? (Y)
If answered yes above list them here: dementia and many either problems, consult a dictionary for the others

Do you mind losing limbs and or digits of the hands and feet? (N)
Would you care if we injected you with Antimatter? (N)
Have you ever been injected with antimatter? (Y)
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Username:Interwebs
Have you ever volunteered to test for another Industry/Lab? (Y)
Do you have any medical problems and or insanity? (N)
If answered yes above list them here: Lab was Aperture Science Enrichment and I worked with Black Mesa
Do you mind losing limbs and or digits of the hands and feet? (Y)
Would you care if we injected you with Antimatter? (N)
Have you ever been injected with antimatter? (Y)

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I'm supposedly already hired, let's just get it on paper. ._.

Username: Phoenix
Have you ever volunteered to test for another Industry/Lab? Yeah. My own company, GogoCorp, we make military tech. Big Grin
Do you have any medical problems and or insanity? It comes with being an evil engineer, I guess.
If answered yes above list them here; Mental insanity, (click here to see: (9001 more)...)

Do you mind losing limbs and or digits of the hands and feet? I prefer making n00bs lose theirs.
Would you care if we injected you with Antimatter? Considering I'm making the injector...
Have you ever been injected with antimatter? Same as above.
~Phoenix, Buildism's resident flaming bird, CubeBomb Moderator, Lua Coder, and overall mature individual. :3
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Am I accepted?
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Username: sergentkyle
Have you ever volunteered to test for another Industry/Lab? (N)
Do you have any medical problems and or insanity? (N)
If answered yes above list them here ____________

Do you mind losing limbs and or digits of the hands and feet? (N)
Would you care if we injected you with Antimatter? (N)
Have you ever been injected with antimatter? (Y)
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Username: - CONFIDENTIAL -
Have I ever volunteered or worked at another lab? That's confidential information, pal.
Do I have any medical problems? Does being extra-secretive about too much count?

Do I mind losing any body parts? Of course not, since I don't have any.
Would I care if you injected me with antimatter? No, but neither would you, or anyone else in the lab -- it's hard to care about anything when you're spacedust traveling at the speed of light.
Have I ever been injected with antimatter? See above two answers and come to the logical conclusion.
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Username: Who
Have you ever volunteered to test for another Industry/Lab? (Y)
Do you have any medical problems and or insanity? (Y)
If answered yes above list them here: a voice that tells me to do naughty things

Do you mind losing limbs and or digits of the hands and feet? (Y)
Would you care if we injected you with Antimatter? (N)
Have you ever been injected with antimatter? (Y)
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Username: Sumo
Have you ever volunteered to test for another Industry/Lab? (Y)
Do you have any medical problems and or insanity? (Y)
If answered yes above list them here: Mental Sickness

Do you mind losing limbs and or digits of the hands and feet? (Y)
Would you care if we injected you with Antimatter? (N)
Have you ever been injected with antimatter? (N)
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