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		Gabe doesn't have fat, he's just got 1000 pounds of awesome.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		gabe is so fat, he has to Noclip around the valve office
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Gabe Newell doesn't jump, he pushes the world down.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Okay, since everyone is calling Gabe Newell fat, he made a deal.
He put a snail in his right hand and HL:E3 in his left hand. Now, once the snail reaches the game, he will release HL:E3. BUT, whenever someone calls him fat, Gabe Newell will eat a SANDVICH, increasing the length of the snails journey.
AND, he said when HL:E3 comes out, it will be ''worth the weight''.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		The Uber update is named after Gabe being uber fat!
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Would i be considered ignorant if i sayed i dont know who is Gabe newell?