Gabe Newell Jokes (aka post here to delay episode 3)

[DSiDewd]

Gabe doesn't have fat, he's just got 1000 pounds of awesome.

[DSiDewd]

Bump.

[Litvyak]

gabe is so fat, he has to Noclip around the valve office

[Zoroark]

Gabe Newell doesn't jump, he pushes the world down.

[Tyler]

Okay, since everyone is calling Gabe Newell fat, he made a deal.

He put a snail in his right hand and HL:E3 in his left hand. Now, once the snail reaches the game, he will release HL:E3. BUT, whenever someone calls him fat, Gabe Newell will eat a SANDVICH, increasing the length of the snails journey.

AND, he said when HL:E3 comes out, it will be ''worth the weight''.

[lol]

Okay, since everyone is calling Gabe Newell fat, he made a deal.

He put a snail in his right hand and HL:E3 in his left hand. Now, once the snail reaches the game, he will release HL:E3. BUT, whenever someone calls him fat, Gabe Newell will eat a SANDVICH, increasing the length of the snails journey.

AND, he said when HL:E3 comes out, it will be ''worth the weight''.

You won and killed the thread.

[DSiDewd]

The Uber update is named after Gabe being uber fat!

[Who]

Would i be considered ignorant if i sayed i dont know who is Gabe newell?

[Fat_Sacks]

The founder of Valve.

[Paradox]