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Gabe doesn't have fat, he's just got 1000 pounds of awesome.
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gabe is so fat, he has to Noclip around the valve office
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Gabe Newell doesn't jump, he pushes the world down.
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Okay, since everyone is calling Gabe Newell fat, he made a deal.
He put a snail in his right hand and HL:E3 in his left hand. Now, once the snail reaches the game, he will release HL:E3. BUT, whenever someone calls him fat, Gabe Newell will eat a SANDVICH, increasing the length of the snails journey.
AND, he said when HL:E3 comes out, it will be ''worth the weight''.
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The Uber update is named after Gabe being uber fat!
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Would i be considered ignorant if i sayed i dont know who is Gabe newell?