Corrupt a wish

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but you fall down into the Grand Canyon a few hours later and drown in the river at the bottom.
I wish Kate Middleton could visit Arizona.

[Fat_Sacks]

Granted, but no one cares.
I wish Test's wishes made sense and weren't nationalist crap.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but I make racist comments.
I wish that addicted Club Penguin players went outside more often.

[Ice]

Granted, but a meteor came down and killed them all...
I wish summer was longer.

[Dignity]

granted, but you were sent to summer school.

I wish for nothing. :O

[Ice]

Granted, but something happened.

I wish I was rich.

[Dignity]

Granted, but then I stole it.

I wish that Kieron would come back.

[Ice]

Granted, but then I ban him.
I wish I own a Camaro.

[Dignity]

Granted, but I blowed it up

I wish that Kieron would come back, and no one would unban him. 4 EVAR!

And if anyone corruptes this wish, then they are corrupt.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but him coming back was a dream.
I wish that stereotypes stopped forever!