KKK news

[Scripter]

KKK = Knights of the Kissy Kaede




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Wut

[lol]

HEY KIDS

WE GOT FEATURED ON THE ORDER
MORE MEMBERS FOR US THEN !!!

ok so todays new boradcast is "amercas gratests enemys"
dese pepol ar freedom haters!!!!!!!

Michael Moore
Commies (Aka:Hitlers minions, go away commies!)
Atheists
Anyone who doesn't watch Fox News everyday
Wikipedia (they promote liberal propaganda!!!!!)
4chan
luckyone
immigrants trying to steal our jobs
democrats
bronys
LGBT people
protesters
the middle class
hghghfghhfhghshrtsh
ok so wer don see u later on kkk news!!!!

[Ming-Yan]

KKK = Kind Kindergarten Kids

[lol]

OK welcom bac to kkk news

do u hav a boring unkool life? wer u born in mexico?? or the WORSTEST off allllll r u a COMMIE?!?!?

WEL HAV NO FEER

JOIN DA KOOL KIDS KLUB AND GET SAVD FROM N3RDz0rs

dese pepol r proud tey made a wise desishion!
"I was just another nerd/noob back then, but now I'm so kool that all my classmates give me their lunch money! Thank you for changing my life!"-Bill Gates

"It was a very little known fact but I was a commie, until the Kool Kids Klub came into my life of course. They changed the way I thought, and thanks to them this country was made to own those british noobs"-George Washington

"hggggggggg"- You

stay edcated kids and maby U wil becom da koolest kid of da yeer !

[Qwertygiy]

der izz jus 1 probbem wid der KKK noos.

Hitlur wassun a commie -- he wuz a fascignatist dicpatater. Da commiez wer da Rushuns and da Chineez. Dey were da Alliez. Hitlur and Jermyknee wer da Axes.

[lol]

der izz jus 1 probbem wid der KKK noos.

Hitlur wassun a commie -- he wuz a fascignatist dicpatater. Da commiez wer da Rushuns and da Chineez. Dey were da Alliez. Hitlur and Jermyknee wer da Axes.

LIAR STOP SPREDIN UR WIKPEDIAN PROPAGANDA 2 OUR CHILDREN stupoid commie

[lol]

TODAY'S NEWS STORY

IS HIPPO_YAY (Member of TO and the KKK) AN UNDERGROUND MEXICAN (ewww) COMMIE?!?!?!?!?!?

It was just an ordinary day, LOL was happily skipping along the streets as if nothing bad was going to happen. But, that day, would be the most frightening day of his life. LOL went into a dark alley for apparently no reason at all. He saw a silhouette of a person at the end of the dark alley. Unsure of who it was, LOL slowly walked towards the mysterious being until a small light gave him a glimpse of......... HIPPO_YAY! But, wha- what could he be doing here?!?

He walked gently towards LOL, while the whole picture was going monochrome.

"I can't hide my love for you."

"What are you DOING?!"

"Something I should've done a long time ago."

The rest is censored. See you later on KKK news!


Epilogue:

Even today, LOL could never recover from the day it got physical, if you know what I mean.