Corrupt a wish

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but so do I.

I wish that Java would work for me.

[Mustachio]

Granted, but PHP stops running on webpages.

I wish that I had a gf which can only be changed in my mind being controlled only by me meaning this cannot be corrupted.

[Dignity]

Granted, but then you went insane and killed yourself.

I wish that I wouldn't get those "Would you go back to school if you had a grant?" ads.

[Fat_Sacks]

Granted, but you won't be able too see them when you need them.
I wish my computer had the top-of-the-line components.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but your house gets struck by lightning and they all melt.

I wish that GIMP could make text gradients like my old software could.

[Mustachio]

Granted. But your System32 folder gets deleted.

I wish that no wish could be corrupted.

[Hippo]

Granted, but

I wish that I could shuffle (as in cards)

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but you can't play at all.

I wish someone would recognize this (NO FAIR READING SOURCE, LOL):

[sound]http://audio.ngfiles.com/435000/435980_Crying_Soul__viewtifulday_.mp3[/sound]

[Hippo]

Granted, but you can't play at all.

I wish someone would recognize this (NO FAIR READING SOURCE, LOL):

[sound]http://audio.ngfiles.com/435000/435980_Crying_Soul__viewtifulday_.mp3[/sound]

Granted, but then the soul would stop crying and no one would recognise it again.

I wish I was a good scripter.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but you have no inspiration.

I wish that my computer would stop being so buggy.