Corrupt a wish

[Mustachio]

Granted. But it blows up.

I wish this wasn't a wish inside a wish which is inside a corruption inside a wish.

[Who]

Granted, but your eyes stop working

I wish this post would be in page 21

[Hippo]

Granted, but your eyes stop working

I wish this post would be in page 21

Granted, but the whole page gets deleted.

I wish I could touch type.

[Dignity]

Granted, but then you die before you could.

I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted, and that roblox was corrupted.

[Hippo]

Granted, but I don't need to corrupt your wish anyway because roblox is already corrupt.

I wish Duck wouldn't have a go at me for grammatical errors.

[Dignity]

GRanted, but thne I do.

I wish that this thread never existed.

[Hippo]

Granted, but then I wouldn't be posting this and RAAAWWWR PARADOX!

I wish that I didn't just cause a paradox.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but Paradox did.

I wish that I didn't have to create a new computer profile to fix the lag my old one suddenly got...

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but your computer gets a incurable virus.
I wish that Club Penguin was hacked and destroyed.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but so does your computer.

I wish that that hippo would stop jumping in my stew.