Corrupt a wish

[Ghosty]

Granted, but it's only mildly witty. Like those olives.

I wish my game would stop crashing as much as Danica Patrick.

[Leonartist]

Granted but Danica Patrick will just crash even more.

I wish I was a mod.

[Leonartist]

Is anyone going to corrupt my wish?

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but you abuse your power and get IP banned from Buildism forever.
I just wished that touchscreens became a fad.( They are only good for medical, reading, browsing, and ATMS.)

[Ghosty]

Granted, but the fad lasts forever. (Touchscreens are actually pretty darn useful, so I don't know why you hate 'em so much. Ever tried playing Angry Birds on a non-touchscreen? NO FUN.)

I wish that people would stop playing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.

[Leonartist]

Granted, but they would start playing love songs before Christmas.
I agree with Buildistguard on touchscreens.

I wish the sky was green, and the grass was blue.

[Ghosty]

Granted, but the sun is white and the clouds are yellow, and the dirt is red and the roses are brown.

I wish

[Leonartist]

Granted, but Martin Luther came back from the dead started the Reformation again.

I wish that Ghosty had a blowtorch

[Ghosty]

Granted, but I use it on you.

I wish I had some cybernetic hot sauce.

[Glome]

Granted, but instead you have to wash the wish.

I wish I was able to come up with good wishes.

Granted but every time you make a wish one of your teeth turns into a potato.

I wish that mars was purple.