Corrupt a wish

[Hippo]

Granted, but then Brassrhino does.

I wish you didn't eat hippos D:

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but I never did -- you did.


I wish that all Google ads showed like the one that that is showing as I'm typing this post.

"Content Encoding Error!"

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but it is a disgusting ad.
I wish everyone that is immature acts mature.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but unfortunately you are unable to be affected by it.

I wish that wiki spammers actually had a brain so they wouldn't be vandals.

[Who]

Granted, but then they spam it with stuff over our understanding


I wish Tony Montana wouldn't be killed at the end

[Hippo]

Granted, but Hannah Montana does...?

I wish Who's siggy would stop giving me headaches.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but that's what I wanted too.

I wish that Tony Stewart would beat Carl Edwards in the next NASCAR race.

[Tyler]

Granted, but Tony comes in second-to-last place.

I wish I could come up with a wish.

[Aeridyth]

Granted, but that was your only wish.

I wish for my next wish to be uncorrupted.

[Hippo]

Granted but then something happens and RAWR PARADOX

I wish I didn't just cause another paradox.