Corrupt a wish

[Paradox]

Granted, but you caused me instead (lolwut?).


I wish. That's it. I wish.

[Hippo]

Granted, but. That's it. Granted, but.

I wish the chat didn't die every 2 hours.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but it dies every 1 hour and 58 minutes.

I wish this wish did not exist.

[Who]

Granted, but then I don't have anything to corrupt


I wish Jacob_ corrupted this wish

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but he also corrupts Buildism.
I wish that little kids these days realize that there internet friends are fake and they went outside and made REAL friends.

[Fat_Sacks]

Granted, but now you don't have any friends oooooooo!
I wish that he pack of breakfast burritos I bought contained burritos bigger than my palm.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but the burritos are poisonous.
I wish that Club Penguin players were more mature.

[Dignity]

Granted, but Buildism becomes immature.

I wish dat Buildism ruled dah world.

[Mustachio]

Granted. But Kieron replaced God.

I wish that wish I.

[Paradox]

That's already granted, so I don't need to do anything.



I wish, I wish
I was a fish.