Corrupt a wish

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but they wish fake wishes.
I wish that I had a new dog for christmas.

[Hippo]

Granted, but he eats you.

I wish I knew how to meditate. Inspired by this random advert below.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but you break your bones and you get your legs amputated.
I wish that Club Penguin went bankrupt.

[Mustachio]

Granted, but they killed you

I wish I was God.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but you fall asleep and chaos reigns, thus killing 95% of the population.
I wish that My little brother would stop throwing temper tantrums.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but he throws tempered steel instead.

I wish this wish was not a wish.

[Fat_Sacks]

Granted, but it's still a wish

I wish that made sense.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but the wish did not exist.
I wish that Buildism would get more users.

[Hippo]

Granted, but they're all 6-year-olds from CP (your worst nightmare).

I wish that I was better at general life.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but you're worse at private life.

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I wish I could work out how to complete my new remix.