Corrupt a wish

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but Buildism goes bankrupt because due to the lack of users.
I wish that I met Jacob_ in real life.

[lol]

Granted, but he kills you.

I wish thaHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but no one knows what your talking about.
I wish LOL would stop acting crazy and he was awarded a billion dollars.

[Hippo]

Granted, but he then carries on but keeps the money.

I wish that I wasn't bored :C

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but you're boring instead.

I wish that this wish would be wished so that it wishes it wished a wish.

[WebTester]

Granted, but it wishes a cursed wish.


I wish that America would be the economic power again.

[Hippo]

Granted, but then they go bankrupt a few weeks later.

I wish UKIP would get voted into power. Just for the LOLs of a third party winning.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but Rebels overthrow the UKIP and UK goes bankrupt.
I wish everyone from CubeBomb came to Buildism!

[BuildistGuard]

(Sorry to bump this thread, but I'm corrupting my own wish)
Granted, but most of the people are noobs, so they corrupt Buildism's community.
I wish the ESRB never existed.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but instead there's the Universal Ratings Board that won't let games with swearing, guns, killing, or any anti-Americanism be published.

I wish that I had a wish to wish.