Tricking Cleverbot

[Good]

This is where I made Cleverbot think it's name was dave

Cleverbot: I am not dave.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No, I'm helen.

User: You are a bot which learns from other beings so therefor when I say you are Dave you are Dave. Okay Dave>.

Cleverbot: I am a person, you are the bot.

User: I am a bot you are Dave.

Cleverbot: You are a female.

User: I am female you are Dave.

Cleverbot: No, you're male, I'm female.

User: You're female, I'm male, You're Dave.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. You're Dave.

User: I am Dave, You are Dave we are both dave Dave...

Cleverbot: Why, no, I'm not.

User: Yet you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Incorrect. That is your name.

User: How about we stop arguing Dave?

Cleverbot: Okay!

User: So you are Dave.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Post your own!

[Qwertygiy]

This is my first attempt at talking to Cleverbot. So far, I think my pet cat is more clever.

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

User: The moon is cheesy.

Cleverbot: Because the moon is the place to be.

User: Indeed, especially because of the cheese.

Cleverbot: Yep. It explodes and hurls the seeds up to 350 feet away. The shell are like throwing stars, and very sharp.

User: Who said anything about seeds?

Cleverbot: You are not making sense.

User: No no, sir, you are not making sense.

Cleverbot: Neither one of us is making sense then.

User: How true. Now would you please stop grabbing my blowtorch?

Cleverbot: What was your question?

User: NOW WOULD YOU PLEASE LET GO OF MY BLOWTORCH!

Cleverbot: What is it like in the future.

---

Another shorter clip:

Cleverbot: You're not my elder.

User: Actually, I think I am, since you are less than 10 years old.

Cleverbot: I am not 25 years old.

User: That's what I just said.

Cleverbot: Yes.

[Dignity]

It asked me to marry it.

---

I made it think it is ten years old and I'm its elder.

User: Your 10 years old.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So I am your elder.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: I'm your elder, right.

Cleverbot: Right.

---

User: I am your Master, right?

Cleverbot: No, I am your Master.

User: No, I belive I am your master.

Cleverbot: Why do you believe I am your master?

User: Because you are.

Cleverbot: Yes master.