Corrupt a wish

[Hippo]

Granted, but everyone starts doing it.

I wish that there were less overprotective parents.

granted, but then your house get egged by underprotected kids

i wish that bg would never mention overprotective parents, kate, or disney ever again

[Mustachio]

Granted and the world is finally at peace again.

I wish my RPSC Launcher could be built by the US or British army.

[Hippo]

granted but then they kill you with it

i wish that i could be bothered to type properly

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but your keyboard is messed up, so you can't type properly.

I wish that I never had to talk to ugly girls.

[Paradox]

Granted, but your keyboard is messed up, so you can't type properly.

I wish that I never had to talk to ugly girls.

Granted, but then you are one

I wish you would take Qwerty's advice about the kill/attack/destroy thing

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but then I become racist.
I wish that I had a trillion years to live.

[Mustachio]

Granted, but then I become racist.
I wish that I had a trillion years to live.

Granted but the creepy girl from the ring gives you 7.

I wish I could fuck up the world.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but you get shot in the head before you FUCK the world up.

I wish Halloween was banned. (I really hate Halloween, it is the shittest holiday in history and I'm dead serious)

[Dignity]

Granted, but then another holiday takes its place.

I wish that wishes weren't wish-washy.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but wishes now are racist.
I wish all ugly girls were thrown to Mars.