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[Glome]

Remember when my horrible laptop mangled Minecraft again and again and again?


Well, now you get to see it mangle Portal 2.


Which vision of Chell through the portals is creepier, the entirely blue one or the grinning one with glowing pink eyes?

How playable is the game? xD

[Qwertygiy]

It's going somewhere around 6 FPS, which is a bit too slow to truly enjoy it, but since I have all the details down on low, portals are looking more like Minecraft chunk errors, poison water flashes between white, yellow with red splotches, brown, and dull blue depending on how you look at it, and Chell is randomly either mostly-correctly-textured or some neon color when viewed through a portal, and in the opening sequence, Wheatley finished talking two minutes before the container smashed into the testing track, who cares about lousy frames per second? THIS IS AWESOME.

It did give me a BSOD once, when I fell through the portal stand pit, but because it was so vague I'm not sure whether it had to do with the graphics card or the laptop overheating.

[Hippo]

On my laptop, I tried running Sonic Generations on minimum graphics, but it still went at below 1 fps, with lag spikes that froze it for a few seconds 5 times a minute.

[Dignity]

You are all my minons until December.
Look at ye old calander.

[Glome]

This is the most advanced Java that franco will learn in 4 days.

class MyAwesomeJava{
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("I'm a master at java!!");
}
}

[Dignity]

This is the most advanced Java that franco will learn in 4 days.

class MyAwesomeJava{
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("I'm a master at java!!");
}
}

Correction:

Code:

function main
p im a master @ java.
end

[Franco30557]

I've got 3 days left and already learnt some basic Java.

[Qwertygiy]

How slow it is.

[Dignity]

How slow it is.

Lola

[Qwertygiy]

I dunno why, but I think the makers of this game have played some Portal.

http://coolifiedgames.com/adventure-game...index.html