Leonartists' Proof that God Exists

[Ghosty]

Hearing footsteps that aren't there: There are THOUSANDS of non-paranormal reasons for that. Leaves or snow falling, wood creaking as it cools or heats at night or in the morning, people walking on other floors of multifloor structures, or other parts of large singlefloor ones, minor earthquakes, wind...

Doors slamming shut: Three words. Aerodynamics, hinges, gravity. That's all I should have to say.



Paranormal is just a word used to say "something happened and we don't know why and it seems unusual". Once you find out what happened, it's not paranormal anymore.

If a dove were to flap about in someone's chimney, they might think the odd repetitive thumping and moaning noises were a ghost. They might never find out about the dove in their chimney, so they might never stop thinking it was a ghost. Maybe nobody else will ever find proof that it wasn't a ghost. But that doesn't mean they definitively heard a ghost.


Another point for you to consider: why do all ghost sightings happen in creepy places where we're expecting to see ghosts? Why are there never any ghost sightings at Wal-Marts? in Times Square? at sports arenas? in McDonald's? at places where planes crashed? in hospitals? Why are they always in creepy, ancient houses, or lonely dark highways, or famous historical buildings where people died, or graveyards? I'll tell you why. It's because people are expecting to see them there, and so they convince themselves that they've seen one.

I'm not saying nobody ever saw something weird that could be described as seeing a ghost. I'm not saying that there's a 100% definite chance that ghosts aren't real. I'm here, ain't I? But I'm saying that at least 99% of ghost sightings are misinterpreted, pranks, or faked.

[ijfeswijfae]

So God exists because there are still souls on Earth after their death.

Yet in Christianity, dead people's souls either go to Heaven or Hell, not remaining on Earth.

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There are different forms of Christianity, that believe that souls don't go straight to Heaven or straight to Hell, and my argument so far is only about the proof of a soul (Myem chose the wrong RE). There are Christians that believe in reincarnation, and the process in wich souls "move on". Moving on is where the soul finishes his/her work that was never finished and disataches its self from the material world. These Christians beleive that the souls will go to either Hell or Heaven in the final judgement days after everyone has reincarnated for a while.

Also some Catholics believe that Purgatory is really our world, and that is a theory on how spirits could manifest in the material world.

I asked you to give proof on God's existence, how could I have "chose the wrong RE" if that's the only one you have sent me when I have in fact stated that I wanted proof of God?

[ijfeswijfae]

And, y'know, I'm hardly one to go about saying I don't exist, but what exact, scientific proof is there that ghosts exist that can't also be explained by a myriad of other things?

OMG I SEE A CLOUD THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S HEAD IT MUST BE THE GHOST OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN

OMG I SEE A GLOWY BALL THAT JUST EXPLODED IT MUST BE AN ANGRY GHOST

OMG I SEE A DUDE RUNNING AROUND IN A SHEET IN THE PARK AT MIDNIGHT IT MUST BE A CRAZY GHOST

OMG I HEAR CREAKING GROANING NOISES IN THE ROOF OF MY HOUSE AT MIDNIGHT IT MUST BE A RESTLESSS GHOST

OMG I SEE A FACE IN MY WINDOW AT MIDNIGHT IT MUST BE A PEDOPHILE GHOST

OMG MY PEN MOVED FROM ONE SIDE OF THE CABINET TO THE OTHER IT MUST BE A POLTERGHOST

OMG MY RADIO IS STATICKY FOR NO REASON IT MUST BE A TALKY GHOST

OMG I SEE A GREY SPOT ON THREE FRAMES OF MY CCTV TAPE IT MUST BE A SHOPLIFTING GHOST

OMG I SEE A WEIRD BLOB ON MY CELLPHONE CAMERA AFTER MY SISTER USED IT WHEN SHE HAD A COLD IT MUST BE A SISTER-POSSESSING GHOST

The way you portrayed people who have experienced real paranormal activity, makes those people look like they have experienced worthless crap that was nonparanormal. Things like hearing footsteps when no one is there, or doors suddenly slamming shut are real paranormal experiences.

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How could you fail at quoting that bad? Ghosty already answered your superstitions so I'm moving on to the next reply.

Edit: Wow, Leonartist, your quoting sucks so bad that it screwed up my quoting, thanks a lot, jackass.

[ijfeswijfae]

Watch Ghost Hunters.

There is no text in all of the Spiderman comic books that say Spiderman is real. Your argument is invalid.

So if I were to write some hundred pages or so about my "god" and I declared that my god is real, we would suddenly have a valid argument?

[Ghosty]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Sphagetti_Monster

There you go, Myem.