10-22-2012, 11:27 PM
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STORY NOT BY ME BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK.
Once a long time ago there was a fearsome gun slinging fighter everyone called shuriken because he would wound people that he was fighting and/or going to kill with a throwing star also called a shuriken then he would finish them off in many different ways one was he would cut them into pieces but not so much they would die just enough where they were close to death though, but to slice them into pieces he would use the knifes he built onto his colt 45. Revolving pistols and when he did or didn’t get what he wanted out of them he would shoot them in the head/heart with his specially made of 569K gold exploding stratenal 45. Pistol Rounds. Now enough of his many colorful killing ways
Now to get to his apparel and what he looked like. First things first he had flame colored spiked hair, he wore black aviator glasses, with a very detailed vivid skull mask, with a golden bandana around his neck, he wore a black trench coat with very big flames on the back of it and bullet holes on the back of his coat also he didn’t wear a shirt he wore leather pants with blood red studs going down the side and black leather boots with silver studs and 2 hidden jagged knife blades in each one of his boots.
Last but not least he can NEVER DIE.
Now to get to the story one day Shuriken was riding across the Sahara desert in his bright and shiny golden and silver 1972 dodge charger with a 440 magnum Engine in it and he came across this horse carriage it was on fire with about 13 bandits standing around a man and his wife and the bandits were about to shoot his wife (her name was Sarah, Shuriken soon after found out) and right before they did Sarah’s husband jumped in front of the gun and took the bullet for her and he died after the shot and that’s what triggered Shuriken’s Rage so he was driving towards them and he saw all of the bandits raise their gun so what he did was he threw his shuriken and cut every single bandits head clean off and the women was weeping with her dead husband in her arms and she swore then she would have revenge on every single bandit known and not known and wanted and not wanted ever so what she did she asked Shuriken to teach her his ways and help her kill every last bandit so he gave her the tools the clothes and the weapons and the training and the reasons he did was (1) he liked a good fight (2) he liked a good hunt (3) he liked a good challenge (4 ) he liked Sarah.
First up the dynamic duo shuriken and Sarah started off to go find torture and get answers out of then kill the first bandit on the list red eye. They called him that because it is rumor that he got into a duel with the devil and he got hit in the eye by a blazing red fire ball and it burnt his eyes red hence the name red eye they set off toward the abandoned city of Los Angeles where he is said to be hiding out in the biggest tallest most sophisticated building ever with 1000+ men total and he was on the top floor with his 2 right hand men sledge and jack they were the hammer brothers and it took them almost a week to figure out a plan to kill everyone and everything in that building and kill sledge and get out alive well what they had planned to do was go to the local hospital and hijack one of the helicopters and land on the roof go in kill sledge jack and red eye without alerting the guards and make their way down the building and killing everyone on the way down without dying or getting injured well the first part worked fine they got the helicopter and got above the building and they soon realized that red eye had 4 minigun heat seeking rocket launchers on each corner of the roof and they almost got shot down but they managed to land on a building a few blocks down so they decided to hire a airplane pilot to get them to fly them over the building and they would jump out with an AT4 rocket launcher and shoot each of the gunners down off of the building and then follow the plan they got inside and managed to get to redeye but they weren’t expecting what was about to happen next.
When they got to red eye’s lair they found that he and his minions were slain and there was a red shuriken inside red eyes good eye that was holding a piece of paper in place it said “dear shuriken my only true competition I hope you meet me soon cause I would like very much to make you and see you bleed P.S. this shuriken is set to explode 30 seconds after removal” then shuriken and Sarah then jumped out of the window and landed inside of the helicopter they had scheduled to be there then they were off to the next bosses tower (4-Finger).
STORY NOT BY ME BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK.
Once a long time ago there was a fearsome gun slinging fighter everyone called shuriken because he would wound people that he was fighting and/or going to kill with a throwing star also called a shuriken then he would finish them off in many different ways one was he would cut them into pieces but not so much they would die just enough where they were close to death though, but to slice them into pieces he would use the knifes he built onto his colt 45. Revolving pistols and when he did or didn’t get what he wanted out of them he would shoot them in the head/heart with his specially made of 569K gold exploding stratenal 45. Pistol Rounds. Now enough of his many colorful killing ways
Now to get to his apparel and what he looked like. First things first he had flame colored spiked hair, he wore black aviator glasses, with a very detailed vivid skull mask, with a golden bandana around his neck, he wore a black trench coat with very big flames on the back of it and bullet holes on the back of his coat also he didn’t wear a shirt he wore leather pants with blood red studs going down the side and black leather boots with silver studs and 2 hidden jagged knife blades in each one of his boots.
Last but not least he can NEVER DIE.
Now to get to the story one day Shuriken was riding across the Sahara desert in his bright and shiny golden and silver 1972 dodge charger with a 440 magnum Engine in it and he came across this horse carriage it was on fire with about 13 bandits standing around a man and his wife and the bandits were about to shoot his wife (her name was Sarah, Shuriken soon after found out) and right before they did Sarah’s husband jumped in front of the gun and took the bullet for her and he died after the shot and that’s what triggered Shuriken’s Rage so he was driving towards them and he saw all of the bandits raise their gun so what he did was he threw his shuriken and cut every single bandits head clean off and the women was weeping with her dead husband in her arms and she swore then she would have revenge on every single bandit known and not known and wanted and not wanted ever so what she did she asked Shuriken to teach her his ways and help her kill every last bandit so he gave her the tools the clothes and the weapons and the training and the reasons he did was (1) he liked a good fight (2) he liked a good hunt (3) he liked a good challenge (4 ) he liked Sarah.
First up the dynamic duo shuriken and Sarah started off to go find torture and get answers out of then kill the first bandit on the list red eye. They called him that because it is rumor that he got into a duel with the devil and he got hit in the eye by a blazing red fire ball and it burnt his eyes red hence the name red eye they set off toward the abandoned city of Los Angeles where he is said to be hiding out in the biggest tallest most sophisticated building ever with 1000+ men total and he was on the top floor with his 2 right hand men sledge and jack they were the hammer brothers and it took them almost a week to figure out a plan to kill everyone and everything in that building and kill sledge and get out alive well what they had planned to do was go to the local hospital and hijack one of the helicopters and land on the roof go in kill sledge jack and red eye without alerting the guards and make their way down the building and killing everyone on the way down without dying or getting injured well the first part worked fine they got the helicopter and got above the building and they soon realized that red eye had 4 minigun heat seeking rocket launchers on each corner of the roof and they almost got shot down but they managed to land on a building a few blocks down so they decided to hire a airplane pilot to get them to fly them over the building and they would jump out with an AT4 rocket launcher and shoot each of the gunners down off of the building and then follow the plan they got inside and managed to get to redeye but they weren’t expecting what was about to happen next.
When they got to red eye’s lair they found that he and his minions were slain and there was a red shuriken inside red eyes good eye that was holding a piece of paper in place it said “dear shuriken my only true competition I hope you meet me soon cause I would like very much to make you and see you bleed P.S. this shuriken is set to explode 30 seconds after removal” then shuriken and Sarah then jumped out of the window and landed inside of the helicopter they had scheduled to be there then they were off to the next bosses tower (4-Finger).