Didn't go trick or treating this year.

[Invader]

I'm scared to go again because last year I went to a house and when I was walking to it with my friend, and a girl with cat ears and a mask and a bra and panties jumped on me and tried to take my shirt off while throwing candy at my eyes.
i scared

[Paradox]

you might be a homosexual.

[Invader]

you might be a homosexual.

Because I was sooo going to let myself get raped in front of my parents. Like, rape is too extreme for my age, but I'd let her make out with me before I punched her if my parents weren't there.
loljk

[Kieron]

Lucky bastard.

[When]

I was mario and my friend was luigi.

[Walrus]

We had a hurricane, and I never celebrate Halloween.
It's dumb.

[When]

We had a hurricane, and I never celebrate Halloween.
It's dumb.

getting free candy from strangers is fun though