The Adventures of Noob Boy: Choose the Adventure

[Fat_Sacks]

He saw the Roblox team. Telamon with his bucket of fried chicken and all the rest of the newbs/n00bs admins staring at him. Noob Boy screamed like a girl and then asked "0mg w1ll u d0nait, pl0x?" to Telamon, but then
Telamon banned him from earth for having no BC
Sent him to the moon using 1337
Or gave him 2 tix.

[BuildistGuard]

Telamon sent him to the moon using 1337, and Noob boy said woo hoo! While in the sky on the way to the moon, Noob boy pressed "2 times the speed of light" and Noob boy went 250,00 miles per hour and destroyed the moon. When he destroyed the moon, the moon became meteors and.....

:>: Fell down to earth even through he survived, Half of the world population died off, because of the moon meteors:>:
Or
:>: The moon's remains reclumped together with the asteroid belt and formed a planet 2 times the size of the moon, about the size of Mars. :>: