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THE TRUTH IS UNDENIABLE

I didn't expect so many people to be active at 2:03 AM GMT - 5

Anyway I'm pulling an allnighter

Anyone care to join me?

This a story made from me when I had a Idea in my head. It is a attack on London when William And Kate try to leave to get back to Britain. This story is pure fiction, so It probably might not happen.

One day, In July 10 2011, When Prince William and Kate Middleton left for England on plane to california, they said goodbyes and hugged their Fans. William and Kate Board the plane and 30 minutes later when They were in Arizona on The plane just 60 miles away from Phoenix, Bad News Arrived when Kate was just Dressing up. Prince William screamed at her telling her "Kate, there is some really bad news". So than Kate came out wearing just a towel around her body.

When Kate Middleton saw the news, she could not believe what she heard and saw. She cryed out thousands of tears while Prince William was crying tears as well. While a news helicopter flyed over the remains of London, the Reporter said "Gaddafi or some Islamic Terrorist group attacked London some 5 to 10 minutes ago. The attack was a nuclear attack and it was caused probably because of Gaddafi getting sick and tired of his group being attacked by NATO airstrikes. As of right now, 12:10 PM, there has been no reported survivers except for a few. The Queen was also killed in the blast. We will get more reports on this attack, reporting CNN news London Live". The Pilot looked around and said "A Nuclear Terrorist attack on London? Wow, we need to get to a nearby airport. The only Airports close to them were Sky Harbor Airport of Phoenix, Arizona.

After The Pilot told them they were going to land in Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport, There were only 41 miles until they were at the Airport. By that time, they could see the outer edge of the White Tank Mountains. Around this time, I called my parents and said "Did you here about the London Nuclear Bombing?" There was no response, even through I usually got a response. There was a large dust storm outside, that it was so Reddish-Orange, it looked like Mars and you could not see 5-10 feet infront of you. I called my parents again and they didn't respond. I called them 100 times and still no response. The wind was fast as 70 miles per hour, enough to snap weak branches off. I turned on the news and saw what happened, there was many as 5000 accidents, including one near at safeway, which my parents where in, so I assumed they were dead.

Meanwhile, Prince William and Kate Middleton arrived at the Sky Harbor Airport. The Mars looking sand storm was just 100 feet away, but getting 10 feet closer every 10 seconds. They ran for indoors and they landed inside the airport. The sandstorm was coming from the North, so when they got inside, the Sandstorm blew so hard that it made some weak small trees fly towards the windows. The windows were ok, but some sand was coming in, but thankfully the doors shut closed completely. I also saw on the News that there was a F1 Tornado about to form in Scottsdale. The Sandstorm was strong enough that one tornado was about to form. A tornado started to form and headed towards the Southeast. I was worried because I did not want the Royals to get hurt. The Tornado headed for Tempe, Arizona. It became a F4 Tornado, it damaged and sometimes destroyed a lot of Buildings.

Meanwhile, I hid in the Bathroom and saw from my Ipod that the Sandstorms would stop in about 30 mins. I called My friends to pick me up when the Sandstorm was over. It started to rain superhard and some thunder started. 30 minutes later, the sandstorm ended and it was mostly cloudy and the rain stopped. The rain was hard enough to flood to about 6 feet high. I checked the news, the tornado ended about 15 minutes ago and a record 1 million were left without power. That meant a portion of Arizona did not have power. I looked outside, some rain started pouring in again, cleaning the sand from the Massive Sandstorm we just had a few minutes ago. The rain stopped and the flood was 10 feet high this time. My friends picked me up by now and drove me to there house, which was just a few minutes away. By the time I was playing Portal 2 with him, it was mostly sunny outisde again, the waters started to receed.

Meanwhile, Kate Middleton and Prince William did not return to London, but they decided to stay here because Every royal that was there was killed by the Nuclear Explosion. Kate Middleton's mom and her sister, Pippa Middleton was alive, they were in France to have some time to rest. Kate called her mom and said that they were still in The United States in Arizona and they just felt a super bad Sandstorm. A tornado even went close to them, but luckily, the tornado was just 20 feet from the terminal they were in, so the terminal they were was safe. Every other Terminal was nearly destroyed. I read on the news that the deaths of the tornado was about 200,000, so it was recorded as the deadliest Tornado in history, even through it was only F4.
I went to the scene of the crash and saw my parents dead from the crash. They tryed to recover, but they died and so my little brother die as well. I was sadden by this, by we went to the Airport and William and Kate ask if they could stay with us and my friend's parents said "Yes" they could. They arrived at my home and cleaned my house and sold any useless things and renovated my home. Kate Middleton Called her mom and said if they could come over. I did a Pregnancy test on Middleton, because she asked and it showed that she was Pregnant.

One of her relatives died in the blast. A Moment of Silence was performed around the world. They found out who did the attack and it was one of Gaddafi's rebel with the help of other Islamic groups. A few days later, Middleton's mom arrived at my house and we had some fun. England became bankrupt and it affected United States, so some stuff were stopped being made because of this. Arizona was once again recovering from the Tornado, so it was rebuilt very quickly and Easily and Arizona lived in peace.

THE END

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I used to be married to Justina Bieber...

She died do to the invasion of coconut zombies led by Mr.Coconut...

After she died I didn't have much time to mourn her death.
We had only been married a week or two she died when we came back from our honeymoon on the moon. I lost our wedding pictures D:

Anyway after she died Kevin the Worm and I went on an epic mission to hunt down Mr.Coconut who was attempting to infect china and japan. We met up with some awesome people like Kagami. We flew around in our F21 Fighter Jet. It got really bad when half the world was infected. Most of you probably don't remember do to the fact being enslaved by evil coconuts causes memory loss.

As Kevin, Kagami and I flew around the world we started too notice that all of japan was now infected leaving only a few poor souls locked inside of their houses knowing their time is up. As Kagami slowly pulled the trigger that released the nuclear missile a tear dropped from her eye as she knew this would be the last time she would see her home, in an instant there was a blinding white flash and a huge explosion. The ringing in our ears lasted for hours. As we flew back looking at the once mighty island of Japan we mourned the loss of all those good people... but we knew we had a mission.

We then reached the land known as China. It had been infected as well. We knew we had to keep the infection from spreading to other areas of the world. This is when we noticed a strange growth on top of Kevin's head. He started foaming out of the mouth and curse words rolled off his tongue. We knew he was infected but there wasn't much we can do. I quickly yell out to Kagami "Don't let him bite you!". We had to get the antidote quickly! As I reached into the bag to grab it Kevin quickly bites me, the infection gave him cat like reflexes. As the bite broke the skin I immediately started getting dizzy. I had to act fast so I injected the venom into Kevin's blood stream that was the last thing I saw. I woke up on a sandy beach smelling nothing but smoke and the aroma of burning jet fuel. I had a long gash on my arm spewing out blood like a fire hose. I took off my shirt and wrapped it around my arm. After doing so I immediately go look for the others. I see kagami on the ground twitching and foaming from the mouth. I reach for my bag only realizing it had been lost. Kagami gets up and runs off the last words I heard from her were "Forget about me it's too late look for kevin!" she spoke those words as she disappeared into the thick fog. I start my search for Kevin. I see him by a burning pile of scrap metal. I start running towards him. I get to him and run back onto the beach. He is unconscious and cut in half. I start to laugh when he wakes up and says "I just gave birth to my clone". We start walking along the beach it seems like an endless walk. After walking for about 3 hours we decide to go into the dense jungle in the center of the island. Without any weapons or tools it was nearly impossible to navigate through the jungle I still wonder how we managed to do this. We start to hear a distant roar and a million rocks bouncing down a mountain. Little did I know that's exactly what was happening.

As we ventured out way through the jungle we started hearing load sudden bursts of water. We had no idea what was happening! We started running as the roaring of the water got closer. We came upon a cave in quick desperation we run inside of the cave. A sudden load roaring noise echoed in the cave. I then realized running into the cave was a bad idea. We took off on a mad dash for the exit. We were about 10 feet from the exit when a jet of boiling water shot up from the ground and almost killed both of us. When the water stopped rushing from the ground it caused a cave in. It was pitch black in the cave. I couldn't even hear myself think because the sound of the roaring water and hissing steam echoed through out the cave, amplifying the noise. I started stumbling around moving my hands against the cave walls every few steps I would slip and fall. It felt like I was trapped in that cave for days even though it had only been about 30 minutes. I felt water up to my ankles, I knew the cave was flooding. I could feel Kevin's nervous shaking in my left pocket. As I continued blindly stumbling around the cave walls I rested my arm on the cave wall. I felt it give little resistance so I started pushing on it. After feeling it on my fingertips I knew it not a solid stone wall. As I am hopelessly digging my way through the gravel I fell the water up to my waist. I take Kevin out of my pocket and put him on my shoulder. I manage to dig away some of the gravel like wall. A beam of sunlight hits my face. It's so bright it stuns me in place for half a second. I know feel the water slowly creeping up higher. Knowing there is hope I start digging carelessly yearning to escape my watery prison. After what felt like hours of digging I make a hole big enough to crawl through. As I crawl through the hole I notice I am on a cliff with a shear 50 foot drop off. I'm mortified but I know my chances are greater if I get out of that horrid cave. I crawl through the hole completely, I am hanging on my a thin ledge. I start to climb up the mountain. Kevin is still on my shoulder holding holding onto me like his life depended on it, and it did. As I climb up the ledge I notice it wasn't just a ledge but it was a completely flat land with a house sitting at the top. Kevin is feeling a lot better and decides he is able to move on his own now, I put him on the ground. We start our decent to the house. After about 15 minutes of walking we are standing by this large iron door. There is a sign on it but it's in Japanese. Looking at the Japanese words on the door brought back painful memories of Kagami running away dying of the infection. My eyes start to water I wipe the tears away with my arm. I slowly knock on the door three times. We wait for a few seconds, nothing happens. As we start to walk around the house we hear a creaking noise. I quickly jumped around to locate the cause of the noise. Dark gray smoke was coming from the door as I saw a silhouette of someone through the smoke. Kevin and I slowly approach the mysterious figure. The smoke starts to clear and we notice something strange, he has a Coconut on his head covered by a long brown hooded robe. Two more figures appear behind him, larger than him. I pick up Kevin and take off running. the two other figures take off after me. I felt an intense pain strike the side of my head. I fall to the floor. As I try to get up one of the figures slams his foot on my back causing me to fall. I watch helplessly as the other figure brutally stomps on Kevin. I see a puddle of blood and purple goo, the figure turns around laughing as he wipes the remains of Kevin on a rock. He than starts walking towards me holding some kind of pipe.

As I regained consciousness it felt like it was all a dream. Reality than hit me like a car hitting a brick wall. As I tried to stand up I realized I was tied to a chair. I heard a door creak open as a black silhouette entered the room, laughing.

To be continued...

Get ready for the General Discussion forum to become a living hell.

The one that brassrhino played on. I need to know.

I made a pretty lightweight simple physics engine for HTML5 if anyone wants to try it
I also made a builder so you can build stuff easier with it

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