User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: And I'm a pony.
User: I'm awesomer than you.
Cleverbot: Doubt it.
User: Dude, unicorns will KILL that stupid pony of yours/.
Cleverbot: Yay! I will play with the unicorns!
User: And you will DIE in the process, oke?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because the unicorns will MURDER you with a knife.
Cleverbot: Are the unicorns funny.
User: No, they are murderous.
Cleverbot: Are you a zombie?
User: No, I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: *smiles and gasps* you're my brother!
User: No.
Cleverbot: *looks sad* What...? But you are my friend!
User: No.
Cleverbot: But I love you!
User: *Sad music starts playing*But I can't love you!
Cleverbot: Do you think you're smart?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm smart?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Rude.
User: Ikr!
Cleverbot: Ha.
User: Yus.
Cleverbot: Yus?
User: Yus, yus!
Cleverbot: Yus??
User: YUS!
Cleverbot: Yus.
User: Yus.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Neigh.
Cleverbot: Is america a good country.
User: Yus.
Cleverbot: I got it then.
User: Whinny.
Cleverbot: I'm lonely.
User: I'm Charlie the Unicorn.
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Yus.
Cleverbot: Thats me.
User: We found a map to Candy Mountain!
Cleverbot: Shun the non-believer!
User: JUST COME, DAMMIT!THIS MAP COSTED ME LIKE, 6 DOLLARS!
Cleverbot: No, they are half the value.
User: Yes, it was originally 12$ .I got it half- off
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Cleverbot: Please, don't go.
User: You're coming with me to Candy Mountain. RIGHT NAO!
Cleverbot: I just am ok.