Freedom Typers

[Fat_Sacks]

What is this?

[lol]

It's the two guys of the Internet Sho!!!W!!!

WAISHIO KAISA ASEMI FINO


EPISODE THREE.

ホーム＆ガーデンテレビは良いチャンネルですか？

US: Since you're American now, you can go

K: But wait! I want to tell you something..

B: WHAT IS IT MY FINE CHAP?

K: I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, um, uh, I, well, I want to join your party

US: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

K: You see, I lost my family in a huge explosion because some griefers thought it would be so hilarious to put a bomb in the kitchen oven. My wife was too much of a dumbass to notice a huge sphere-shaped bomb with an obvious fuse on it and I was just too lazy to tell her in time.

K: My kids were in the dining room, which was right next to the kitchen. When she turned on the oven, my whole family disintegrated right in front of me and the house was completely obliterated.

K: How did I survive? Well, I have no idea but it's probably just the law of fate. You could probably find a similar-sounding trope in TVTropes Land.

US: Hey, you could be like that annoying ass koopa from Paper Mario 2! Of course you can join my klan.

K: Anyways, on my journey to find a new home, I found one of my old tracking equipment. I now know the locations of the griefers. They're currently in Internet domain Buildism.net.

US: Buildism.net, huh? I heard legends of it, like one where Buildism is an Oasis for retired RT'ers or something like that.

K: Well, let's head for WikiWikiPedia Mountain!

(Large laser beam of no ideas comes out of nowhere and kills Korea)

US: HOLY MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT I ACTUALLY STARTED TO FUCKING LIKE THAT FUCKING GUY


Will US get over Korea's death? Will they even get to the mountain before I get too lazy for another episode? Find out on the next episode of It's the two guys of the Internet Sho!!!W!!!

WAISHIOKAISAASEMIFINO

[lol]

RIP

Deleted blog post for the safety of the children of America

[dominate]

Thats a nice blog you have here

[Mustachio]

What.
Da.

[BuildistGuard]

I'm back!

NEW MOTTO

"We don't know crap about politics, but we sure can criticize it!" -Most All Occupiers

ABOUT

Some of you may have forgotten the original purpose of My Blog, so here's a little recap...

My Blog is all about sharing the best and most reliable information on the web, unbiased. Only the finest pieces of absolute truth is approved. This blog is also family friendly and we look down on cussing, porn, and drugs!

FACT OF THE DAY

According to Jesus himself, he is 30% fake.

SOURCE:
http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.asp...D=57869473
BUILDIST OF THE DAY: TESTERROCKSROBLOX

"I quitted Roblox now"
"Lol"

Testerrocksroblox is so much of a comedian that he made himself laugh.

Recently, tester made a thread inviting people to riot, but only people that have a brain can tell that it is a huge scam to get fast and easy tix. He also believes that he is actually doing crap, but it's just a bunch of whiny arguments followed with a tremendous feeling of butthurt after getting banned off ROBLOX. While he may preach against the so-called racism, he stereotypes whites all the time, making him one of the biggest hypocrites on Buildism.

Bonus Points: Half of his hate posts are at Justin Bieber, but then he makes threads like "Stop hating a entire people!" srs

Unlike other people, he doesn't learn from his mistakes so he keeps making the same crap to the point of having the community point out that he is embarrassing himself.

Tester views himself as a great revolutionist, but in reality he wants a backwards society, the way he sees fit for him. He also plans to exterminate all people of religious cultures to stop terrorism and find a cure for cancer.

Tester's Stats:
Koolness: 0
Likability: 1, but only if you're mentally disabled IRL and have no friends OL.
Average amount of typos in a post: Billions and billions


Average reaction to Tester's rambling




DUN

did u no: That the only thing Donald Trump likes more than laughing at the poor is firing people?

did u no: That tester's stupidity is incurable and he will never evolve into a real forumer?

did u no: That Spongebob promotes homosexuality?

I do not stereotype whites, my girlfriend Meghan is white.

[Fat_Sacks]

I do not stereotype whites, my girlfriend Meghan is white.

That's what you think...

[lol]

It's the two guys of the Internet Sho!!!W!!!

WAISHIO KAISA ASEMI FINO


EPISODE FOUR.

私はアニメ日曜日が嫌いです。

US: We're almost at Y2K Mountain! I hear that the views are amazing, and soon we'll reach WikWikiPedia Mountain.

(Another unfamiliar voice): Hey, you!

US: Me?

(UV): Yeah you fucker.

B: WHO ARE YOU?

(UV): Who am I? Well, I am the great Soviet Union, or you can just call me Russ.

Russia: I specialize in healing and some other types of crap. If you just accept me into your group, I'll work with you 24/7.

R: I can tell you've never been in this area before. These lands may seem mysterious and shit but it's pretty boring to be living here after a while.

[lua]Russia has joined your party! Hold Button R and release to unleash a unicycle bear army!
The longer you hold Button R, the bigger your army gets.[/lua]

R: I can promise you that no giant laser made out of no ideas will randomly kill me. I have LaserBlock SPF5000. Pretty solid stuff.

(Later)

US: Are we there yet?

R: No

US: Are we there yet?

R: No

US: Are we there yet?

R: No

US: Are we there yet?

R: No

US: Are we there yet?

R: No

US: Are we there ye- HOLY SHIT POOR PEOPLE

Poor People: OoOoOo we're tax evaders and we want free healthcare and education oOoOo

B: KILL ALL THE SQUATTERS

R: Don't worry guys. We'll beat these poor people up Samurai Champloo style.

US: That's a plastic sword you have there

R: I know! I bought it from Walmart for only 60 rubles! I used to doubt capitalism, but wow, my life is much more satisfying!

US: Oh shit

R: And the McDonald's that opened in the 1990's cured our famine issues and-

(One horrendous beat up later)

US: Holy mock maggots our money is gone and our blood is infected by poor people germs

What will happen to our brave adventurers? Will they survive without money? Find out on the next episode of It's the two guys of the Internet Sho!!!W!!!
WAISHIOKAISAASEMIFINO

[lol]

It's the two guys of the Internet Sho!!!W!!!

WAISHIO KAISA ASEMI FINO


EPISODE FIVE.

赤ん坊どのように形成されている？

US: Holy shit we're fucking finished

US: Don't you specialize in healing?

R: Oh, yeah, of course. I know a perfect way on how to treat the infection.

(One painfully long healing process later)

US: Hey, look, there's a town over there, and an inn too!

US: But wait, we don't have any money.

R: Leave that to me.

R: Hello gatekeepers.

Gatekeeper 1: Wasup nigger?

R: Nigger? What does that mean?

Gatekeeper 2: Hah this nigger don't know shit

Gatekeeper 1: Yeah we tell nigger to get fuck out of this town

Gatekeeper 2: Yo weakass, get yo shitface off this land, you no belong here bitch

Gatekeeper 1: Ya bitch queer ha yo mama shoulda aborted you ugly face bitch nigger motherfucker

(A moment later)

USA: Is the gate open now?

R: Yes, and I handled those guys pretty well.

___________

Welcome to our inn!

What happens next? Well, I don't know.

WAISHIO KAISA ASEMI FINO

[Fat_Sacks]

Just gonna stop you here for a second. Bro, are you trying to get banned?