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a new epipost of the two guys of the internet show!!!W!!! is coming up

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It's the two guys of the Internet Sho!!!W!!!

WAISHIO KAISA ASEMI FINO


EPISODE SEVEN.

Meow

US: Ugh, where are we?

R: How the hell am I supposed to know? We've been canceled for over a week.

US: This series was funny before it developed an actual storyline.

R: Agreed.

R: HOLY SHIT LOOK OUT

US: OH GOD IT'S A LAZY ENDING

THE END

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General poop

SUED

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My Glorious and Awesome Life


Viyota Game

Yesterday I went to Best Buy and got this new game called Simcity 2012 and I made a huge skyscraper city of 50 million then I killed everyone through nuclear bombs and cut off all my funds for everything. Anyone who hasn't been killed by the nuclear bomb itself would die by the radiation and by the next year my city skyscrapers were decaying and then a giant llama came out and destroyed a huge statue of me and then a random coal plant exploded. It was the coolest thing I have ever seen in my life.

Half of the city was burnt by fire and shit and then 5 trillion years later I came back and turned some of the rubble into dumps. At first, the crime was almost comparable to Detroit, but then I put 50 police stations in every corner with max funding to keep the streets safe from black people and KFC and Popeye's to keep them occupied.

A hundred years later my city had 500,000 people even though most of the residential skyscrapers zones have been replaced by farms and parks.

One of the bitch assistants kept giving me retarded pop ups telling me that islam is threatening to bomb my KFC HQ. After seeing the same pop up for another 100 fucking times, I stabbed all my assistants to death.

10 minutes later my KFC HQ exploded and over 9000 black people have died in that tragedy. Even though those threats were from muslims, I still think the jews did it.

Graphics: 100000/10
Action: 3423423/10
Overall Rating: 10,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000/10

Worst City of the year

ewwww york city
stupid yankees

General Poop (protected by parody haha you ess aids for the win)

My school did a lice check and two people had lice. My suggestion is to start a lice genocide by spraying agent orange over everyone's heads then we will win the war after we have exterminated all lice off the scalp.

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5:27

Most fake blood splash ever.

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New epipost coming up

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Epipost of no name

Epipost 1

Donerson: BLARGLE BLARGLEBLARGLEBLARGLEBLARGLEBLARGLEBLARGLE

Donerson: Wait a minute... Gasp A guy fucked me!

Urkel: Did I do that?

Later

Doctor: Hmmm, not good, not good at all..

Donerson: What is it, doctor? What is it?!?!?

Doctor: You're fat, gay, ugly, you have a stupid name, and your parents deserved to die in a genocide.

Donerson: Wow, that was harsh.

Doctor: Well maybe you should've pronounced my name right when you came in. It's DR. JOO, not Dr. Jew.

Donerson: Well, how long do I have before my time's up?

Doctor: According to this vandalized Wikipedia article, you have about a year left to live.

Donerson: Um, doc, that's the simple English article of a worker bee

Doctor: Oh yeah, silly me, I forgot to switch tabs. Hm, it says here that you have only 1 day to live.

Donerson: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Later

Donerson: I can't believe I'm about to die in 7 hours. Oh well, at least there's going to be some old Spongebob reruns.

TV: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SpoooongeBob SquuuaarePaaaants!

Donerson: Oh boy, I can tell this episode is going to be good!

TV; Spongebob: Hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squid-

TV; Squidward: WHAT DO YOU POSSIBLY WANT?!

TV; Spongebob: Hi! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Donerson: Fuck this piece of shit. Those fucking troll mods lied to me. I'll never trust that gay ass Nickelodeon message board ever again. Fucking corporate Jews can't give a sick guy his favorite episode of Spongebob.

Ding Dong hehehehe I'm a door bell and I say dong

Donerson: Huh, someone must be at the door.

Opens Door

Donerson: A letter?

Deer, Doner- Oh wait, it's spelled 'dear,' right? Oh OK.

Dear Bonerson, we- Oh wait, sorry, scratch that out, it's just a typo

Dear Donerson, we would like to invite you to be on our new episode of The View
You may be wondering "How the fuck do these whores know me?" Well, one of our bored interns got in a flamewar with your doctor, and we thought of this amazing idea of suing him for harassment, because, you know, we're going to run out of money sometime after we quit this show so why can't you just get as much money as you can for your future?

Well, anyways, we looked at your doctor's tweets and we noticed that you were one of his patients. After we discovered that you had a horrible disease, we felt bad for you so we would like you to be on our show and discuss how much it sucks for you. In fact, go in right now, we have a conveniently placed studio right next to your house!

Sincerely, the sexist women from The View

Donerson: Holy shit, I'm going to be on The View!

Later

Barbara: Look, I'm saying that I'd like to be raped by a white man, but I'm not saying I would like it any better than a black man

Whoopi: Girl, bitch, you have no idea what you talkin' 'bout. I guarantee you bitches that blacks would be the new white in two years from now

Joy: Well, I think both of you don't know what you're talking about-

Elisabeth: Whoa, whoa, whoa, settle down girls

Whoopi: You not mah mamma bitch

Barbara: Well, we can't waste much more time, so here comes a special guest who has a disease that for some reason hasn't been mentioned yet. Hello, Donerson!

Donerson: Hi. I'm so glad to be on your show.

Sherri: Man, you sure are a passionate man with such bravery. You know, I remembered a man that was brave enough to try to have sex with me. Unfortunately, all the pressure and weight of my fat snapped his dick off and nearly suffocated him. That poor guy was never able to sexually appeal with women anymore.

Joy: Shut up with your stories and let the guy speak himself out. So, anyways, sweetie, how bad is your disease?

Donerson: Well, the doctor said that my lifespan would drastically be reduced. Now I have only a mere few hours until I part away.

Joy: Aw, poor sweetie, I wish I could help. May God be with you

Elisabeth: I thought you were agnostic. Is your amnesia acting up again, orphanage girl?

Joy: Don't bring up those horrible memories of the orphanage. I was slapped with a fish if I got a single word in a prayer wrong. Do you know how traumatized I was?

Sherri: I bet God's a sexy man who's willing to do me anytime

Whoopi: Shut the fuck up bitch, God wouldn't do you even for the sake of 'true Christians' with all your whale fat piling up against your twinkie filled stomach

Sherri: Why you daughter of a- Oh look, time's up. We'll be back with you next weekend with a discussion of Chinese politics and lesbians.

Joy: And The View is out!

Donerson: Well, bye TV.

Sherri: Next, next, time we're going to do a discussion on you, that fine with you?

Donerson: Yeah, I'm fine with that.

Heads Home

Donerson: I can't believe I'm about to die, it's just so unbelievable that I would die so unexpectedly..... I'-l-ll j-just get the pill-ow and sleep here.. Cries to sleep

Beep, beep, I'm an alarm clock and I sound like I'm being Bleeped out, man!

Donerson: Ohhhh, what is it... 5AM? I'm.. Still alive?

Still Alive Plays

Donerson: Shut the fuck up, I hate that game.

Donerson: I gotta tell the doctor about this!

Later

Doctor: Hmm

Donerson: What is it?

Doctor: You don't have a bad disease. I got confused with a patient or two and told them they would be living. Poor guys.

Donerson: So all that crying and being on TV-

Doctor: Yup. All because you thought you had a disease.

Heads Home

Donerson: Well, time to begin my 'second life.'

TV: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SpoooongeBob SquuuaarePaaaants!

Donerson: Not this shit again

TV; Spongebob: Sideburns!

Donerson: Wait- Is this what I think it is?!? An old episode of Spongebob!

Later that day he found out that he actually had a dangerous disease, and so he died after having an orgasm from seeing a decent show in the first 5 years since they all have been obliterated by the Nielson guys. Don't worry, he'll magically come back to life in another epipost soon.

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New epipost coming up

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Red Dawkings

Geek: Stupid teacher gives me stupid hard assignments on c-whatever coding, and if I don't pass this class with at least a C++, my mom is going to get pissed!!

Mr. C: Move out of the way jew

Geek: Hey, it's Mr. C! And the rest of the guys from the C++ Team!

Those other guys from the C++ team: Aw, we never get any real recognition

Mr. C: You doing C++ all wrong jew, give me this

Wikipedia, The Often Referenced Encyclopedia

It [Citation Needed] is [Citation Needed] regarded [Citation Needed] as [Citation Needed] an [Citation Needed] intermediate[Citation Needed]-level [Citation Needed] language [Citation Needed], as [Citation Needed] it [Citation Needed] comprises [Citation Needed] a [Citation Needed] combination [Citation Needed] of [Citation Needed] both [Citation Needed] high[Citation Needed]-level [Citation Needed] and [Citation Needed] low[Citation Needed]-level [Citation Needed] language [Citation Needed] features. [Citation Needed]

Geek: Am I supposed to read that?

Mr. C: No jew, we gotta find a code in C++ somewhere in this article

Geek: Hey, I see a gray box with funny words in different colors. Do I use that?

Mr. C: Hmm.... Puts on reading glasses Hmm..... Yes, we do, jew! I pity the jew who acks-you-dent-all-eeee submits his homework on Wikipedia

Geek: Now that I have a code, I'll give this to my teacher!

A day later

Geek: Crying I got a.... a... a C+-, I was so close to passing!

Mr. C: Alrighty, now pay up jew

Geek: What do you mean?!?

Mr. C: You owe me 20,000,000,000,000 jew money fo tutoring you

Geek: But I failed!

Announcer: That's right, people! Hire Mr. C and the C++ Team as your tutors for only 20 dollars per a millisecond. Your child's grades will improve and he will be a fluent hacker by the end of the semester!

Mr. C: Remember kids, I pity the Jew who doesn't code

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Spanish Lesson of the day

Today I learned that "libertad" is "liberaltard" in spanish

News

Some guy told his maid to clean his "carpeta" but instead washed his folders where he kept his proof of work for math class. Later that day he found all his work destroyed and he got a zero for his assignment that day. The maid was originally sentenced to death but since she was a woman, the sexist evil government gave her a kind lifetime sentence to prison. This is probably due to congress and every other governmental branch of any kind is dominated by women and men are their puppets, therefore proving the phrase "If women would rule the world, there would be no war" wrong, MythBuster tested!

Skyscraper porn



So sleek, so seducing- I would let that thing fuck me any time of the day ;)



Looks like a dick with phimosis.



I can go old skool too ;)



One of London's biggest and finest erections ;)

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The word filter makes your posts a lot funnier.