Have you ever got in trouble by the police before?

[Innerwebs]

I told them if I became famous as Tom Cruise and Steven Spielberg, I wanted a girl like her.

But seriously, you have problems.

It's clearly evident if you read his old posts and chat logs too.

I mean, he constantly told me that he jacked off to Kate Middleton and that he was in a mental hospital for a week or so.

I remember, but I had no idea he's disturbed on this level, or that he has a restraining order on file against him.