My conversation with Cleverbot.

[Tyler]

User: I am a unicorn.

Cleverbot: And I'm a pony.

User: I'm awesomer than you.

Cleverbot: Doubt it.

User: Dude, unicorns will KILL that stupid pony of yours/.

Cleverbot: Yay! I will play with the unicorns!

User: And you will DIE in the process, oke?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because the unicorns will MURDER you with a knife.

Cleverbot: Are the unicorns funny.

User: No, they are murderous.

Cleverbot: Are you a zombie?

User: No, I am a unicorn.

Cleverbot: *smiles and gasps* you're my brother!

User: No.

Cleverbot: *looks sad* What...? But you are my friend!

User: No.

Cleverbot: But I love you!

User: *Sad music starts playing*But I can't love you!

Cleverbot: Do you think you're smart?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm smart?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Rude.

User: Ikr!

Cleverbot: Ha.

User: Yus.

Cleverbot: Yus?

User: Yus, yus!

Cleverbot: Yus??

User: YUS!

Cleverbot: Yus.

User: Yus.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: Neigh.

Cleverbot: Is america a good country.

User: Yus.

Cleverbot: I got it then.

User: Whinny.

Cleverbot: I'm lonely.

User: I'm Charlie the Unicorn.

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: Yus.

Cleverbot: Thats me.

User: We found a map to Candy Mountain!

Cleverbot: Shun the non-believer!

User: JUST COME, DAMMIT!THIS MAP COSTED ME LIKE, 6 DOLLARS!

Cleverbot: No, they are half the value.

User: Yes, it was originally 12$ .I got it half- off .

Cleverbot: Please, don't go.

User: You're coming with me to Candy Mountain. RIGHT NAO!

Cleverbot: I just am ok.