10-03-2011, 08:35 PM
Know any good jokes? Like making fun of the big red R? Post 'em here 
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So Telamon, killerlvl900, and TheFurryFox are together in a ROBLOX server.
They talk about random stuff, this guy's place, that guy's retexture, this other guy's video, who fails the most at singing.
Then killerlvl900, wanting to show off, pulls out his ray gun. He tosses up his cap and shoots it. "On ROBLOX, we have so many hats, we don't have to wear the same ones twice."
Telamon, obviously impressed, pulls out his fried chicken, and smashes it on the ground. "On ROBLOX, we have so many gears, we don't have to use the same ones twice."
TheFurryfox, watching with slight amusement, draws his rocket launcher and shoots Telamon and killerlvl900. "On ROBLOX, we have so many noobs, we don't have to talk to the same ones twice."
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Steve Jobs, Jacob Morgan, and John Shedletsky die and go to heaven.
They are met inside the big office for company owners, and are met by St. Paul. He shows them the impressive wall of company clocks. "Each time a company makes a bad, stupid, or unrecoverable mistake, the clocks move ahead one second," he tells them. They walk over to the computer-company section.
"There's Apple's," says St. Paul. "It's only moved 14 seconds," says John. "Impressive," says Jacob. "And here's Buildism's," remarks Steve. "Woah," Jacob_ notices, "It's only gone 2 seconds." John looks a bit confused. "Where's ROBLOX's company clock?" he asks St. Paul.
"Oh, it's in the main office," he replies. "Jesus uses it for a ceiling fan."
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So Telamon, killerlvl900, and TheFurryFox are together in a ROBLOX server.
They talk about random stuff, this guy's place, that guy's retexture, this other guy's video, who fails the most at singing.
Then killerlvl900, wanting to show off, pulls out his ray gun. He tosses up his cap and shoots it. "On ROBLOX, we have so many hats, we don't have to wear the same ones twice."
Telamon, obviously impressed, pulls out his fried chicken, and smashes it on the ground. "On ROBLOX, we have so many gears, we don't have to use the same ones twice."
TheFurryfox, watching with slight amusement, draws his rocket launcher and shoots Telamon and killerlvl900. "On ROBLOX, we have so many noobs, we don't have to talk to the same ones twice."
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Steve Jobs, Jacob Morgan, and John Shedletsky die and go to heaven.
They are met inside the big office for company owners, and are met by St. Paul. He shows them the impressive wall of company clocks. "Each time a company makes a bad, stupid, or unrecoverable mistake, the clocks move ahead one second," he tells them. They walk over to the computer-company section.
"There's Apple's," says St. Paul. "It's only moved 14 seconds," says John. "Impressive," says Jacob. "And here's Buildism's," remarks Steve. "Woah," Jacob_ notices, "It's only gone 2 seconds." John looks a bit confused. "Where's ROBLOX's company clock?" he asks St. Paul.
"Oh, it's in the main office," he replies. "Jesus uses it for a ceiling fan."