Freedom Typers

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Turns out that Buildism is not safe for children.

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Over the Safety Ledge

Bob: Hey Daren.

Daren: Hi Bob.

Bob: You can't believe what I found at the mall today!

Bob: It's a vintage p-

Daren: *Moans*

Bob: ...And it even comes with a- Wait, what is that supposed to mean?

Daren: It's just that nearly every time we get together you start to act like some shopaholic psycho woman who can't shut the hell up about things I don't care.

Bob: Are you trying to insult me?

Daren: Yes, and I hope it hurts you.

Bob: If we were really friends, two best buds, the two musketeers, then why have you been acting so rude to me?

Daren: Let's just forget about this conversation. It's just that some other stuff has been seriously pissing me off and I can't control my anger very well and..

Bob: I understand, but please, for the sake of our friendship, do not vent at me...

Daren: *Sigh* So... What should we talk about now?

Bob: Um.

Daren: Maybe we should just ask each other generic questions, huh?

Bob: Yeah, so um, how was school today?

Daren: ... This is awkward. How about we meet some other time when this weirdness pulls out?

Bob: Agreed. See you later.

Daren: Bye.




"...on a beautiful day, beautiful way to spend time on that beautiful bay, and beautiful sky..."





;)

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NORMAL

SOON TO COME...

The Dan Hester Show

More sitcom-like "epiposts"

Silence

Apocalypse

FT NeWs

Uninteresting general randomness

Death of all old FT inside-fads

Less intentional conservative bias

TVtropes and Wikipedia as main sources of external information

Random image appearing at either the beginning or the end of a post with a quote

A series of rantreviews on different games, mostly old

DUN changed into Did You Know, with less random sentences

Q&A, featuring random questions with morbid and incorrect answers.

Ashely Ashely Ashely Ashely Ashely

Birthday Boy/Girl of the Day

FT Poll of the Week

A few posts a week depending on mood

And a hopefully better outlook

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A Shout Out To Ashely

I know how much you love my blog, Ashely. That's why I made you this piece of art. It symbolizes our unity and love.



And I know you guys really like my art, but please don't copy it without my permission.

No matter how much bad publicity I get, no one can separate us.

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Erect republican? The more you know.

Inactive user of the day

Emperor

Idea of the Day

irl ban all newcomers and solve world hunger

[Slendurrman]

We would be able to solve world hunger if the dictators in Africa didn't steal 60% of the aid...>.>

[Hippo]

Now THAT is scary.

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2012 Splogger Elections coming up. Woohohohhohhohohhhohohohohohhohohohohoooh

Vote for me and get 500 free LOLCredits™®© redeemable at any participating locations

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HOLY MOCK CLOCKS

It's the two guys of the Internet Sho!!!W!!!

WAISHIO KAISA ASEMI FINO

EPISODE ONE.

麺は高価です

NUBER 1 US Male: Holy fuck tards are we in a virtual online community?

NUBER 2 BRITI MALe: IT SEEMS SO CHAP. WHAT A LOVELY DAY TO WALK IN THE PARK WITH


2 DOG


USMALE: OK,We must defend our self as virtual community make ammends to attackour fort

Brit: NO WORRIES, REGINALD SAMSON, WE HAVE ENOUGH 200000000000000YENS+^2 TO BATTLE ENEMYHITLERSTALIN FORCES

US_SAMSOn: You dumbass(2) You spended yens on memes for recharging

Brit: I HAVE AM PHD IN 9GAGOLOGY. I CAN USE MAGIC MEME POWER TO RECHARGE QUEEN ELIZABETH'S PARTY LEVEL AND DESTROY 昭和天皇 900#+POWER

US: Best.




Hitler Forces: Hiel Hitla Hiel Hitla Hiel Hitla

US: They coming 。

B: I STILL HAVE ENOUH YENS TO SPEND IN NOODLES

[lua]NOODLES



#300 YENS

あなたは20以上が必要です

今すぐ円サプライ第280位[/lua]

US: You Imbecile. You ruined our economy. We can't afford good priced noodles.

BRIT: I INVITED ADMIN. OUR ARMY WILL BE INFINITY AND IMPERIALISE HITLER FORCES.


[lua]ADMIN_ヤコブ HAS JOINED GAME #世界を免れる[/lua]

US: We have power now. Die for nukes Hitler forces.

Hitler Forces: Hiel Hitla - Lauf um dein Leben .

US: Quick Adminヤコブ use godpower on hitler forces

[lua]ADMIN_ヤコブ HAS SUMMONED ETERNALHELL ON #US/BRIT/Hitler_Forces[/lua]

Hitler Forces: nein nein nein nein nein nein nein

B: RETREAT

US: Take Cover!

[lua]ADMIN_ヤコブ WON GAME#世界を免れる BY 12ミリオン KILLS[/lua]


米国と英国は生き残れるか？Itの次のエピソードで発見するがInternetShoのtwo guys's！W!！- WAISHIOKAISAASEMIFINO

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It's the two guys of the Internet Sho!!!W!!!

WAISHIO KAISA ASEMI FINO


EPISODE TWO.

検索エンジンがダウンしている？

US: Where we?

B: SEEMS WE'RE IN DEAD KRAFTE MODE

[lua]DEAD

TO LIVE, YOU MUST INSERT CODE 102 IN MASTER COMPUTER[/lua]

US: Where is master computer?

[lua]MCP IS IN WikiWikiPedia MOUNTAIN[/lua]

US: That' ll be easy!

US: I just need to use GOOGLE MAPS to track down マウンテン
.
[lua]Internet Explorerは使用できません[/lua]

B: HUH?

US: Now we can't %^find mountain

US: Wait, Look over there!

US: WikiWikiPedia Mountain!

US: Now us can make it

(Unfamiliar Voice): 도와주세요 ..

B: WHY, A KOREAN! HOW FASCINATING. I CAN ADD THIS TO MY SPECIEMEN LIBRARY

US: Holy Shit a Koran burn in hell kim Jong Ill suporter muslim commie

Korean: 하지만 한국이야!

B: WAIT, I THINK HE'S SAYING HE'S KOREAN SOUTH

US: Then it is our job to teach this poor man the ways of how to live life, with this dope rap !.

US: SO I HEAR YOU WANA BE A AMERICANA

BUT YOU DONT HAVE FUCKING MONEY

SO LET ME TEETCH YOU THE WAYS THROUGH THIS AWESOME RAP

SEE, IT STARTS WITH LETTER "C"

AND IT LOOKS LIKE TWO COMMAS HAVING PAIRS

AND YOU MIGHT THINK OF IT AS A BANANA

BUT REMEMBER OBAMA

SO HARDCORE RAP

SO RADCORE CRAP

LAALALALLALALALLAALA

NOW HEERS A FEW TIPS ON EVADING LE JEWS

JUST SPEAK LIKE THIS

ויש לי סידרתי אותם

SEE SON, YOU GOTTA MAKE IT BIG

OR MAKE IT SUCK

YOU BETTER CHOOSE THE BETTER ONE

OR I WILL FUCKING IMPREGNATE YOUR FUCKING ASIAN RACE TO POVERTY

Swag.

B: WORD.

Korean: Wow! I can speak English now, and I have a penis of fair length!

US: See, children? Rap is beneficial.


インターネットの連中は山にそれを作るのだろうか？それは次のエピソードで見つけるには、インターネット翔の二人です！W！
WAISHIOKAISAASEMIFINO