Mah Pet Chuck Norris (Game)
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Aim of the Game is to think of a fact to own the person above, for example "My Chuck Norris can balance a Elephant on a toothpick." So maybe a other person will say "Oh yeah? My Chuck Norris can banance a Blue Whale on a Pin head!". Wink I'll start ya off.

My Chuck Norris can read a 1337 page book in -2 Seconds.
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#2
My pet Chuck Norris can spin out Dale Jr., flip Jimmie Johnson, bump-draft Kyle Busch over Jeff Gordon, AND win, the Daytona 500 -- in 2 minutes.
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#3
My Chuck Norris can transform into Bruce Lee and kill you all.
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#4
My Chuck Norris drinks pepper spray as a midnight snack.
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#5
My Chuck Norris eats nails for breakfast. Without any milk.
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#6
Really? Even Mr. Ratburn does that, from Arthur.

MY pet Chuck Norris beat George Washington, Henry Knox, Nathanial Greene, Benedict Arnold, and Baron von Steuben in a fight -- at the same time.
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#7
Well MY Chuck Norris PGed Gods Facebook account. :3
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#8
My Chuck norris can cut a knife with butter, without using his hands
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#9
My pet Chuck Norris can tunnel to center of the Earth. Using only his left eyelashes. Faster than the current Land Vehicle Speed Record.
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#10
Well MY Pet Chuck Norris made the worlds fattist man loose 2x is body weight, only using his thumbnail clippings, without touching it AND IN -10 SECONDS!
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