Freedom Typers

[Hippo]

I got honor roll

But you said you didn't because of video games... You contradict yourself every day.

[lol]

DUN

did u no: That due to inactivity, FT might close soon? (More details at bottom)

The Scientists

Hello, you're watching 'The Scientists,' with our host, that guy!

Great to see you guys! Today's showing is on a particular topic on local atheism, and we all know what atheism is, right?

Audience: A big and bad sin!

Right!

Buildist 1: Hey, this dumb noob called Jacob or whatever says that Christianity is the word-that-begins-with-S-and-ends-with-D. Can you believe that ignorance?!

I know how you feel. It's really offending that people like him would want to insult our savior like that.

Buildist 2: I really want to say a bad word to him really bad!!! But I'm afraid that God might smite me in my afterlife for such infidelity! Is it OK to do it in the name of Christ?

Sometimes in life, you would encounter people known as the religiously-disabled, also known as atheists, and even though they're screwed up beings, we have to respect them because God made them that way and God loves them as much as he loves us.

Buildist 3: Hm, so you're implying that they can spit at "God's" name and get away with it because apparently "God" loves them so much? Just look at your previous discussions and don't be amazed when-

Atheists can still reform and-

Buildist 3: You're not even making any sense. In every showing you avoid-

Show is over, we'll see you next time!

Buildist 4: But wait, I heard FT might close soon!

Then that means I don't have to answer stupid questions anymore! I'm off to Hawaii!

Hey Readers!

Yup, you heard it. I'm not sure how I can make it any clearer, but I'm just giving you a heads up. Inactivity and stale bits have plagued FT and I don't know how I'm going to keep this up for any longer. In the mean time, you can enjoy and reread some of our classics.

[Fat_Sacks]

Just because people don't post, it doesn't mean it's inactive. Do it for us and the Holy Aliminum Sheet.

[Qwertygiy]

Teh Holy Aluminum Sheet attacked mah car.

[lol]

DUN

did u no: That FT relies on many cultural references you often overlook at?
did u no: That Che Guevara is the most overly romanticized being in all of freaking socialism? Plus, he was Argentinean so he sucks by default.

HOLY ALUMINUM SHEET LOOK AT THIS BIG ASS TEXT HOLY SHEET A CAR

WOW YOU SEE THIS BAD ASS PIECE OF SHEET CAR? YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YOU WANT THIS SHEET MOTHERFOX NEWSER! LOOK ITS FREAKING RED ALL FREAKING BADASS AND COOL AND SHEET.

-WOW ITS ALL PARTY PETE DAMN SLEEK SO YOU CAN RUN OVER OLD LADIES AT 20000000 MILES PER FREAKING HOUR
-LOOK AT THAT SEXY PAINT ITS ALL SHINY LIKE ITS FROM OUTER FREAKING SPACE AND SHEET
-HOLY ALUMINUM SHEET IT'S MADE BY FREAKING FERRARI SO YOU KNOW THAT ONLY RICH PEOPLE CAN AFFORD THIS SHEET
-DID I MENTION ITS FOX NEWSING BADASS?
-THE SEATS ARE MADE OF FREAKING LEATHER AND CHILDRENS TEARS
-IT HAS A FREAKING RADIO SO YOU CAN LISTEN TO BLACK PEOPLE RAP AND HIP HOP AND ALL THAT BADASSERY
-NASA USES THIS SHEET TO GET TO ANOTHER FREAKING GALAXY UNIVERSE. ITS THAT FREAKING AWESOME

FOX NEWS

holy aluminum sheet

[Who]

he was Argentinean so he sucks by default.

Ouch.

[lol]

DUN

did u no: That most people who hate America are Americans themselves? Such ungrateful infidelity!
did u no: That BG sucks so much, it's most likely acceptable to post this?
did u no: That The Buildist Dictionary and other classics are going to be revived for Christmas season?
did u no: That Stuart hates anime and so do we?
did u no: That LSD is bad and has caused World War 2, 9/11, angry African dictators, and you, and we don't care what Steve Jobs has to say about it?
did u no: That at the end of a rainbow, there's a gay marriage taking place?


New post coming soon!

[Fat_Sacks]

Just you wait, the anti-capitalism blog is about to take off...

[Paradox]

Just you wait, the anti-capitalism blog is about to take off...

This should be quite interesting.

[lol]

The Buildist Dictionary 2.0
With more useless extensions than ever!
Coming soon!

DUN



did u no: That FT is ad-free?
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Creeypasta of the Day

Ok, guys, get ready for the scariest story you're about to here. OK, so it was a really rainy day and after FOX NEWSing my gf we went outside of our hotel room to go to Domino's Pizza. See, I love Domino's as much as my gf, but please don't tell me gf or she'll break up with me </3. Ok, so we got to the restaurant and ate pizza, but than I noticed something weird, instead of the usual nfl or Fox New's they're broadcasting, it was showing CNN! They sold out on us! Liberals gonna pay.... So anyways, my GF and I finished eating pizza so we got to the car and when we opened it, A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!!! OoOOoOo..... This is really scary, share this as much as you can ok