Freedom Typers

[lol]

I noticed that someone attempted to put Buildism up on Wikipedia again.

Yahoo Question of the day is: How long does it take to kill somebody?



I learned so much from this video. Seattle is the capital of Washington, Osama Bin Laden is vice president, the United States gained its independence in the Korean War, South America and too many other countries border the US, Canada is a state, Europe and Utopia are countries that start with the letter "U," and there are 53 stars in the United States flag.

[Paradox]

Kieron's gonna love this.

[Kieron]

"The Bald Guy"
"Bin Laden"
"British War" If you search that on Google, you get 1812.
"Civil War"
"That War"

And Americans hate the stereotype of being called dumb.

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World peace will never be achieved. We will all die like KIERON. Think about that sentence, read pessimist comments on YT, get depressed and make a post of how much you hate this world for hating you.

I died?

[Qwertygiy]

Karma is a FOUR-LETTER WORD, so is Ashely.

Seems I need to learn how to count again...

[Jacob__mybb_import1]

Listening to a dumb FRIDAY's voice while she pathetically tries to sing can make you gay.

[lol]

I'm still thinking of what the next epipost will be like, but most of my drafts turn out to be about two people who have a gay attraction towards each other. Damn, I'm useless now.


Stuff

3 replies regarding some stupid shit about the swear system, slightly pissed because that's the closest thing to friendly feedback that I will ever get.

Stuff 2: A Love Story
The original story was going to be 5 times as large as a normal section, and the main joke wasn't too elaborate.


Stuffy Movie 3

Yesterday, I worked on a game. I gave up.

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I'm halfway finished with an epipost. New epipost coming soon!

[lol]

I've made a new blog. Here's a challenge for you guys. Whoever finds it first gains infinite respect.


Stuff

I stopped doing epiposts, mostly because BG did it.

[lol]

-Everyone obsesses over the death of Trayvon Martin; I get a few views for talking crap about it. Win-win for whities and me.

[lol]

-W2B is basically TGL 2.0, with the same users and concept. Also, Chaos and Ashely forum there.

[lol]

Red Dawkings

Some bimbo: Oh Kennedy! Oh, oh, ohhhhh!

Some bimbo: Do you think we are ever going to land an astronaut on the moon? Ohhh- Ohh! Not so hard

JFK: Hehehe, I believe there's something right here that can win us the space race.

Hot Dawkings

Dude: Heyyyy mannn, I'm like, so highhh I can milk enough milk from a- from a FRIDAY that I can like, save the entire Bush family from like, sexual deprivation, mannnnnnn

Red Dawks

Kid: Ohoho, I hate the first day of school...

(In class)

Kid: (Moans) This sucks, I'm going to pass notes like every other stereotypical, media-depicted, middle school student should.

Kid: (Writing) This sucks, Why do we evin have 2 listen to them nyways, Lol how r u :p

Kid: Hmm, which person should I send my note to..? Oh, that guy!

(Passes note)

Douche: HE HOH WHAT THE FUCKISTAN IS THIS SHITISTAN

Douche: Hm, this kid sounds weak and innocent. I'll bully him! yar yar yar

(Later in lunch)

Douche: Hey kid

Kid: What?

Douche: I hate you, your mom, minorities, your FB account was hacked by me, the Internet is deleted forever, and your cellphone is on fire.

Kid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU DOUCHE

Douche: HEHEHEHE

(After school)

Kid: Finally, at least I won't have to see that bully at home

Kid: Doot, doot, doot, doot, doot-

Douche: BLARGLE

Kid: AHHHH

(At home)

Kid: Hey dad, can you get this bully away from me? He keeps saying mean stuff!

Dad: NO, YOU HAVE TO DO IT YOURSELF, IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY

Kid: NOOOO!!!

(In his bedroom)

Douche: Hahaha, this is your underwear? My FRIDAY can rip your underwear off, flaccid.

Kid: Leave me alone!

Douche: Hehe, your mom's a pedophile because she took close-up photos of your FRIDAY when you were a baby, hehehe

Kid: (Frustratedly starts computer)

Douche: Hey, what the fuck are you doing over there?

Kid: YES, YES!!!!

Douche: Is that...- GAY PORN, MY FAVORITE

Douche: I LOVE YOU, LET'S JACK OFF TOGETHER

See? Homosexuality does bring people together.

Douche: Wait, is that Garty Vicksters? That guy is fucking terrible

Douche: I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR GUTS OUT, PULL OUT YOUR EYES, AND FACE THEM TOWARDS YOU SO YOU COULD SEE YOURSELF DYING

Kid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Later)

Dad: (Comes in) Holy FRIDAY, I'm totally uploading this to 4chan.