Why daheq were you on roblox!?
Freedom Typers
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04-06-2012, 09:26 AM
RED DAWKINGS
Carl: Hey Bart! So you said you wanted to see my father's sword collection, right? Bart: Yeah. Carl: Well, here it is! He takes care of these swords everyday! Anyways, remember how we always wanted to experience LSD with each other? I have it! Bart: Well let's try it already! Carl: OH MY AL GORE, I SEE RAINBOWS, NYAN CATS, AND ONE MILLION OTHER GAY, EYE-RAPING CRAP, JUST LIKE MYSPACE Bart: HEHEHEHE, IF ONLY RECREATIONAL DRUGS WERE AS THIS STRONG IN REAL LIFE HEHEHEHE Carl: I THINK THE REASON WHY WE CHOOSE TO ACCEPT FAITH AS PART OF OUR CULTURE IS TO TRY TO ATTEMPT TO FILL A GAP IN LIFE THAT WE CALL LONELINESS Bart: MAN, YOU BE- YOU BEING AGNOSTIC MAN? YOU KNOW THEY DO LIKE SCIENTIST STUFF IN HEAVEN LIKE CARS AND NASA AND- AND- Carl: MAN, I THINK THE ONLY LOGICAL AND RELIGIOUS EXPLANATION FOR MATH IS THAT NASA PLUS CAR MEANS NASCAR, WHICH IS ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT ALIENS DO NASCAR AND WE'RE NOT ALONE Bart: HEHEHEHE I SOUND LIKE FRAN FINE, HEHE, I AM BRITISH AND I DO KIERON-ISH STUFF Carl: I THINK- I THINK THAT THEY SHOULD PUT NASA-CAR ON THE GAME SHOW WHERE YOU GUESS THE NUMBER OF EARTH CURRENCY LIKE DOLLARS OF HOW MUCH, LIKE, IT COSTS Bart: WHO IS, THE EMPEROR OF ROME! DID I GET IT RIGHT, BOB BARKER? I'M ON THE PRICE IS JEOPARDY! I'M FAMOUS, YAYAY, SUCK ON THAT KEVIN Carl: HEY, WE RAN OUT OF RAINBOW MAGIC, WHAT DO WE EAT NOW? Bart: LOOK, THERE'S SOME SHINY STUFF OVER THERE Carl: LET'S TRY THAT! Bart: HEY, I THINK THERE'S A REASON WHY WE HAVE A HOLE ON OUR BOTTOM, IT NEEDS TO BE FED TOO LIKE OUR MOUTHS Carl: LET'S SHARE ONE SHINY THING FOR OUR BOTTOMS AND ONE FOR OUR TOP SO WE CAN CONSERVE MORE FOOD LIKE AL GORE DOES TO HEALTH OXYGEN! Bart: GREAT IDEA, OK, LET'S DO IT! RIP Bart and Carl
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-More braincell-killing Paint.net Adventures coming right now.
-Just came up with an interesting Paint.net story for 9/11, either to be started on today or tomorrow.
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