Greeting fellow users!

[Blandflakes]

It's been awhile since I've last updated you on what I've been up to!

Well to be honest I've been busy with some lawsuits. Apparently if a breakfast cereal causes cancer it shouldn't be FDA approved but oh well. The truth is the cereal doesn't cause cancer, the box causes cancer. We make our boxes out of what is left of the nuclear waste that powers our factories. You might be thinking "Why would anyone use nuclear waste in cardboard?". Well, we believe in recycling! Why waste perfectly good nuclear waste?

Since we lost that first lawsuit BlandFlakes has been put out of business and all products have been recalled. (Good bye Chocolate Blandflakes)

But don't worry! I enjoy making quality products that are only slightly radioactive I will continue production on foreign soil!

I can't wait to release my newest product! It will blow your minds.

Oh and I hope you have been holding your breath.. this post is covered in asbestos.

[Duck]

luckily I only breathe when it is absolutely necessary

[Qwertygiy]

I can't wait to release my newest product! It will blow your minds.

Oh goodie, the Antimatter BrainWasher Ray X5Z4Y79! I've been waiting for someone to come up with a public release once I saw how well it worked on Rush Limbaugh.

[Duck]

I can't wait to release my newest product! It will blow your minds.

Oh goodie, the Antimatter BrainWasher Ray X5Z4Y79! I've been waiting for someone to come up with a public release once I saw how well it worked on Rush Limbaugh.

don't be silly antimatter is far from bland

[Qwertygiy]

I can't wait to release my newest product! It will blow your minds.

Oh goodie, the Antimatter BrainWasher Ray X5Z4Y79! I've been waiting for someone to come up with a public release once I saw how well it worked on Rush Limbaugh.

don't be silly antimatter is far from bland

That didn't stop the release of Antimatter Blandflakes (now with 20% more positrons!).

[Blockhead]

Hiya!

[Mustachio]

Hiya!

Hi, Flame.

[Blockhead]

Flame? Um what?

[Paradox]

Hiya!

Hi, Flame.

Don't jump to conclusions, he just wore a red shirt. That doesn't immediately make him TheFlame.

[Mustachio]

Hiya!

Hi, Flame.

Don't jump to conclusions, he just wore a red shirt. That doesn't immediately make him TheFlame.

Someone(you) is also making conclusions, I posted that before he wore the red shirt.