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Antisocial John |
Posted by: Hippo - 10-25-2011, 12:58 PM - Forum: General Discussion
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Just a little story I started writing when I was bored. It's based on actual RL experiences.
Antisocial John
Chapter 1
Once upon a time there was a boy named John. His favourite thing in the whole world was to sit on his bed playing Heatseeker on his Nintendo Wii. He would stay there for hours on end, eating fig rolls, swearing and playing that game. He would become outraged if his brother walked past the screen and demand that he would go get him a fig roll.
John didn’t do anything in the outside world except his paper round and school. Even at school, he was a total Larry. He was just so antisocial that no one wanted anything to do with him! Even the teachers would “pick on him” in class, causing several ‘hissy fits’.
It was one of these ‘hissy fits’ that caused his surprising fate. He was in DT, and the class was making note holders for their class project. They needed to use a pillar drill to make a hole in the wooden base, and the teacher, Miss Stephens, told all the girls that they needed to tie their hair back, so that it wouldn’t get caught in the machine. John wasn’t very happy that day, and unfortunately for him, he liked to grow his shiny ginger hair quite long. When it was his turn to use the machine, Miss Stephens told him he would have to tie his hair back, even though he was a boy. John was less than pleased with this, and yelled out:
“I’ve had a really bad day! I want to go home!”
And with that, he ran out the classroom, leaving the rest of the class, and Miss Stephens, in hysterics.
The next day, he came into school and was greeted by pointing and laughing, along with the occasional “Ginger Ninja!” or “Anger Management!”. John took less than kindly to this, and tried to punch one boy in the face, after he came up to him and said
“Shouldn’t you be in the asylum right now?”
Luckily for him, John wasn’t actually much of a ninja. John was put in detention, and was even more antisocial for the rest of the day.
Roughly a week later, the lesson he’d been dreading came up on his timetable. DT. John had to be convinced by his tutor to actually attend the lesson. She wouldn’t be making that mistake again. When Miss Stephens called out John’s name in the register, she added:
“I hope you’ve got something for your hair today.”
John then went crazy, screaming his carefully rehearsed lines:
“I DON’T IF YOU THINK I NEED TO TIE MY HAIR BACK! MY MUM’S A DT TEACHER! SHE SAYS I DON’T NEED TO! YOU CAN GO DIE IN A LAKE FOR ALL I CARE! I HAVE RIGHTS!”
Miss Stephens and the rest of the class were now looking on in wide–eyed astonishment. John then took the rest of his anger out on the table, making a dent in the surface of it. He then ran out the classroom once again, to give himself a reputation of a ‘stroppy ginger retard’.
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Kieron's Ultimate Survival - Minecraft |
Posted by: Mustachio - 10-24-2011, 09:46 PM - Forum: Video Games
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I am working on a minecraft level where you are put into a small area surrounded by the indestructible bedrock, you will be forced to either work together and escape, or fight for resources.
Rules and Limitations
There all barely any limitations but, if you break out into war with redstone traps and weaponary, the land will be seperated, if that continues, a massive TNT explosion will finish everything off as I end the server. There is also no food, so your escape is timed.
The rules disallow you to smuggle resources obtained from the main-land after escaping into the bedrock container, you are also disallowed to be caught with: - Diamond
- Gold
- Wool of any sort
- TNT
- Lava bucket
- Obsidian
Every 10 minutes, I will force you to declare every item, if you have any disallowed items, you will be killed.
Objective
The objective is too get out of the boundaries undetected and alive. If you try to escape there will be many traps around the outer-perimeter, including:
Landmines
Arrow shooters
Lava traps
Along with traps, 5 guard towers are loaded with 640 arrows and a bow, ready to snipe the escapees, you have permission to try and destroy guard towers using smuggled resources.
As a reward if you escape, you can live freely in the main-land, declaring war on the bedrock container, setting friends free, fighting the guards and grabbing any resource you want.
If you are to escape, you should do it stealthly, if you are spotted, then the guards will set off redstone sirens, which will alert other guards to shoot and search, but this can also be used to divert attention while your friend gets out.
Your secondary objective is to get everyone out and slay the guards, after taking out all traps and sending the bedrock areas into death.
Beware of decoy traps, which can get you stuck ready for guards to snipe you.
Screenshots
![[Image: iwt6w9.png]](http://i44.tinypic.com/iwt6w9.png)
Details
Network Name: KieronUltimateSurvival
Password: 123
IP: 5.211.57.107
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Scene 4 of my play for Drama |
Posted by: Mustachio - 10-24-2011, 12:47 AM - Forum: General Discussion
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(Grabski and Un-named are found passed-out on a desert shore)
Grabski: Ugh...(Gets up)
(Grabski moves about, losing balance)
Grabski: Un-named...(Falls and gets back up) Unnamed...
Un-named: My friend...(Coughs)... It is too late...
Grabski: No it's not!
Grabski: (Picks up 'radio')
Grabski: Command(Cough), come in(cough)... Send re-inforcements(Cough), I'm throwing(cough) flares...
Commands(Farhan): Roger that, we are sending 20 infantry, and 2 medics, give atleast 5 minutes. Out.
Grabski: Five(cough) minutes...
Un-named: It'll(cough) do...
Grabski: That is won(cough)derful... Enemies dead (cough) ahead...
Un-named: Take my weapon, defend for as long---------------------
(Un-named passes out)
(Grabski regains conciouseness and takes 'weapon')
Grabski: Come at me!
(Grabski engages in a 'gun fight' with enemy 'soldiers' for 5 minutes)
Grabski: No... Passing... Out...
('helicopter' flies in and destroys all 'enemies')
('helicopter' drops 'troops(Farhan and Dodge)')
Soldier 1(Dodge): Smotri, von tam!(Smotree von dam[Look, over there!])
Soldier 2(Farhan): Chto?(Shtow[What?])
Soldier 1(Dodge): Vyzhivshie(Voovuvshare[Survivors!])
(Soldier 1 & 2 run over to Grabski and Un-named)
Soldier 1(Russian Accent): My friend! Come on, get up!
Soldier 2(Russian Accent): We need to get these men to the helicopter!
Soldier 1: What!?
Soldier 1: These men are weak! We can't afford to let them be bounced about in the air!
Soldier 2: Podumai o sebe!(Podoomi o sebeair[Go screw yourself])
Soldier 1: Ne govorite so mnoi tak!(Ne gavoritea so nemo tak[Don't talk to me like that!])
(Soldier 3(Brown) ropes down)
Soldier 3: Chto zdes proiskhodit!?
Soldier 3: We should be saving these men, now get to it!
(Soldier 1 and 2 approach Grabski and Un-named and perform CPR)
Grabski: ...Reinforecments?
(Grabski looks over to Un-named, when Grabski looks over, Soldier 2 punches Un-named's chest trying to revive him)
Dodge: ... Those pathetic fools have survived!? For no longer shall they live... They will be on their way to escape from here by taking the highway 50 miles from here... That is where they shall fall...
(Grabski and Un-named stand up)
Soldier 3: You need a ride outta here?
Grabski: That would be helpful! Drop us off at the highway bridge, 50 miles north!
Soldier 3: Roger that!
(SCENE ENDS, All actors go off stage)
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