i'll be a good boy i promise ;((

okay
alright

You are a high-ranked CIA agent. Your job consists of eating Palestinian children and giving 5 billion dollar tips to Jewish waiters at taxpayers expense. You also overthrow governments in Latin America and the Middle East to replace them with dictators that are willing to negotiate with the elite, multinationals, and the US government.

One day, after a long mission, you come back home so you can get to your sons' birthday party. While you rushed through the backyard, you accidentally dropped several important documents that no one besides the CIA and the elite should see even by just the corner of the eye. The consequences of it being leaked would be the mass-disappearances of you and everyone you know.

After you watched your twin sons blow the birthday candles, you noticed that your wife picked some very peculiar papers.

Just as the kids ran in, they bumped into her and she dropped the documents. They all scanned it while you were hesitating to cover it up.

You thought to yourself how it would possibly lead to the murders of everyone you knew, so you had to make a choice.

All of mine say its lame. :|

everyone is overjoyed to get an opportunity to kill the clown and not be banned.

I had 2 thanks given to me, now I have none.
I can't tell if that's a bug or what.

As long as I've been a Buildist, I still can't figure out how to make a poll. PLZ HELP

Ayuda a combatir la contaminación del hilo (si es que tiene alguna). Publica aquí si no vale la pena hacer otro hilo.

Something that is fairly reasonable, easy to make, and simplex.

I have many ideas- but most are very hard to make (I have very little-basic programming knowledge's).